Ranger Danger Baseball

Daily graphics about #TexasRangers starters and lineups

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@PaulTassi Having been laid off at the end of 2021 this was exactly my experience. Thankfully health insurance stuck around for a little bit but everything else was gone immediately.

$120,000 of unvested stock - a large part of my kids college fund plan - gone.

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That Mitch is one patient b—-
#rangers

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That Eovaldi…

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Thanks for sucking, Pham

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At this rate the #Rangers win Game 1 18-0
#goandtakeit #WorldSeries

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@BottomOfDeOrder

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@BottomOfDeOrder 2003

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I see you there, Nathaniel.

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Just for reference I had 4 of the #DBacks starting lineup in my dynasty baseball roster this year.

I came in 9th of 16.
#goandtakeit #WorldSeries

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All you saying #Rangers in 6.

You’re all selfish because you want to see them win in Arlington.

Be brave.

#Rangers in 4.

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Why do I always chortle at Little Baby Kay Kay?

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John Smoltz here to tell you how great the Orioles are and how they still have a chance this offseason.

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To be fair I can’t throw a baseball as well as I could 22 years ago.

[Tim Cowlishaw @TimCowlishaw]

Not the strike he threw at the 2001 World Series in Yankee Stadium but George W bounces one to Pudge and off we go…#2023WorldSeries

[Sir Daniel, Esq. @badkaratemovie]

That may have been one of the best executed, soulful, NOT over-sung National Anthems I’ve ever heard. #HER

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Find someone who looks at you the way George W. Bush looks at Derek Jeter. #WorldSeries

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Scott Stapp better now spend all this new royalty money in one place.
#Rangers #WorldSeries #TakeMeHigher

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Ok so for a moment, #Dbacks manager Torey Lovullo is owed some props. Management told him “let’s see you fuck around and then we’ll talk contract.”

Well they are about to find out how much they are paying in a week.

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I can’t wait for Game 7 when the #Rangers have the D-Backs down to their final out, LeClerc takes off the mask and we learn it was Neftali Feliz all along.
#WorldSeries

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@TheEliJordan

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Imagine this: we’re about to go to a #Rangers #WorldSeries where Kyle Seager is likely there cheering Texas on….