Rach🌻

You're a fine piece of real estate and I'm gonna get me some land

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Do you ever hike 13 miles then eat an entire bag of Sun Chips? Cuz same.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I need Tom Brady to do work for me. Cmon sweet Jesus.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

True life: My boyfriend legitimately thought I adopted 7 puppies today. It was 9 puppies and everything's fine.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I told myself I'd be done writing this paper by 8. It's currently 8:24 and I'm nowhere near done, drinking wine and eating a loaf of bannana bread with a fork. What is life.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Raise your hand if the president of the United States has stated that he doesnt care about your career, personal well-being or financial stability 🙋🏼

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I love my job because I have the ability to get away from the hectic world and hide in the woods whenever I choose. Now the hecticness is within our parks. My coworkers and I can't escape.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I became a National Park Ranger so I could educate the public on our wonderful, natural environment and share my love of outdoor solitude. I now have the president of our country stating that my job/life doesn't matter to him. I just don't understand.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

But what happens if you go through your entire closet and nothing sparks joy? @MarieKondo

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I can say that within the last few days, our president has said I don't mind not getting paid, has said that I want the wall and then stated if I don't its because I'm a drug dealer. I want to do my job. Walls are stupid. Hey, @AOC, just know this Park Ranger is with ya.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

National Parks are not only the beautiful and many times sacred lands of this country, but are home to many of us who continue to protect them. As a park ranger, please stop coming to parks during the shutdown. Come back when you can have a better experience. Please.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I think I'm single because when I see someone im attracted to, in order to pump myself up to talk to them I repeat "you gotta risk it for the brisket" over and over again.

I then think about brisket and biscuits instead of said human.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

A fun game: Guess many breakdowns I had at work today. Bonus points if you can guess the amount that happened in a government vehicle.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I made the most delish chocolate coconut cupcakes, then made a DANK meal from @Hellofresh. Now, I'm watching Queer Eye and today is great.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Me in the same day:

AM at the grocery store: $5 for cereal? Outrageous. I'll just not have breakfast.

PM at home: $400 roundtrip airfare to NY? Not too bad *proceeds to book flight*

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Do you remember the 21st night of September?

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

I just made a lavendar vanilla cake with almond honey buttercream and I think I chose the wrong career field...

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Spread some joy today everyone 🌻😊

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Ive been following @thepaperkites since 2010 and can I share how speachlees I am that they included an updated version of Arms. That song has always desevered this beauty.

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

@HelloFresh Always having plenty of fun and new spices to try when things get boring!

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

Super excited to try @HelloFresh! When you live 1.5 hours away from the nearest grocery store, this just might be the ideal solution! #ParkRangerProbs

[Rach🌻 @RangerRachele]

@ariellynnrivera $5k please 😘