Salty Ranger

(She/her) wood elf ranger earning back her true name w/iron, ash and a grain or two of salt for her enemies. New D&D player, toddler mom & nerd extraordinaire.

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@feliciaday I feel this super hard like EVERY. DAMN. DAY. And my daughter’s only 3.

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@Shiisa It wasn’t but this one is AMAZING!!! Thank you for linking!!

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#CriticalRoleSpoilers

Man, I know I’m not losing it-someone did a killer gif of #chetneypockopea’s first transformation, right? I can’t find itttttttt ?!? Link me please! I waited for it (just starting C3) and as it unfolded, it was exactly how I imagined it. #criticalrole

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@jcsketches @CriticalRole I will never not say “I would like to rage” when I’m frustrated. This piece says it ALL.

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@feliciaday Gruesome yet excellent beasties, they are. My kiddo is almost 3 and was born 4 months before Covid first hit. Yeah. She’s got an amazing system now, but boy… the boogers, they just don’t stop.

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Long live #TheWitches’Tit

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Currently sitting in a shitty dive bar 5 miles from my parent’s house, having a pint with the hubby… discussing our campaign and why his Tavern Name was BRILLIANT. ALSO there’s a small town Josh Brolin here and it’s also pretty amusing.

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RPing and writing a book and watching two campaigns of @CriticalRole at the same time and parenting a toddler and starting a new job is bound to work out well… right, guys?

Uh…guys?

*chaos ensues*

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Time to get the office/writing & content studio DONE. As a newb to @CriticalRole (into C1 and C3 currently) and now playing for the first time as well, it might just be time to use the studio for a new channel… hmmm 😎)

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@samriegel You were quite generous in adding the word “kinda”, sir!

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@robbiedaymond Oooh all of this. https://t.co/TdtoCUdur8.

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Uhhh what they hell is going on with the tumblr icon 👀👀👀. I legit thought my toddler downloaded some game.

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@samriegel @GarrettForMI

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@Carriemels If interested in following me work my WoT through RP several characters, in separate campaigns and try my hand at DMing a classic campaign… give a follow!

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Sitting in a camper and playing a mini #dnd campaign with the hubs might be peak nerd and I’m so ok with that.

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Gamenight is right around the corner *squee!*
Jesus, I’m so stoked & also reminded why I was labeled a nerd in high school. End of mini campaign. Onto session zero. Fuck it. IVE ALWAYS BEEN A NERD, TIFFANY (& your crimps are weak af.) #nerdchildofthe80s #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

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StarBurst.

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Ok #dnd #DungeonsAndDragons community: best commissioned character art recommendations please!!!

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Builds & backstories are my favorite part of this new hobby. F-yeah,once the toddler’s asleep I GET TO PLAY IMAGINATION GAMES w/complex, homegrown characters (& not one of them involves Cocomelon or Disney!) *maniacal laughter*
#DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #gnomewizard #woodelfranger

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Didn’t think one of my favorite parts of defeating beasts would be how to make magical weapons out of their parts but 🤷🏻‍♀️ I guess I’m here so eff it.