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[𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 💜 @ilyaspinkytoe]

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[Ly ‧₊˚♪ @Lylylimia]

When I was 15 I spent my allowance ($10) on a video of a guy who looks like Jesus asking my parents to give me $20 for video games
It worked. $10 profit. I graduated from Harvard business school or whatever

[۟ @gofatality]

oh i can’t wait for all the gay porn of this guy

[N🫀 @wrathofthelamb6]

We saw you from across the room and hated your vibe

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

You all have no idea how excited I was to realize I captured this

[Sicko Bamba @fallout3master3]

Another one from the vault

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I don’t think Mbappe realizes how unintentionally hilarious he is

[Brutus @hiddenreplies12]

"i want to own what I buy"

Valve: "ok, you can also share it with a friend, like a physical copy"

"WHY CAN'T I PLAYYYYYY IF SOMEONE IS BORROWING MY SHITTTTTT"

[horse girls enjoyer 🇦🇷🏆 @mildautismhaver]

today i asked my friend whos an actual practising lawyer a question

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i just gave this guy my # but why he text me n we already got old messages

[TEMZY ✞ @imtemzy]

Using this app in public is deadass like playing russian roulette sometimes 😭

[N🫀 @wrathofthelamb6]

Forever mourning these lines not being in the show

[M4ycroondas @M4ycrowaalt]

When my husband's twink boyfriend tries to outdo me at the funeral

[Twiggy 🐌 @televangelliism]

Someone on the design team couldn’t let go of Arthur Morgan and honestly I get it

[Big Ketamine @PusherTwo]

Hannibal intro