Chris

love Stephens the bakers! let's be honest I love most businesses that produce meat filled pastry goods.

[Chris @RankineChris]

@EDI_Airport stuck on the plane at airport having already been delayed several hours. Usual shambles that only ever happens at Edinburgh airport. It's not like you don't know we're coming FFS, it's that big metal thing in the sky carrying a few hundred people. Embarrassing 🤬

[Chris @RankineChris]

@BigTullis @RaithRovers Are you ok? Or should I phone someone to take care of you this evening?

[Chris @RankineChris]

@kevharrison_ Happy birthday mate, have a great day 🎂

[Craig @CraigCelt]

July 4th looks like the date for the UK general election. During the Euros, on the first full week of the Scottish summer holidays.

Send this to anyone who needs it.

https://t.co/LxEFhJgCXt

[Chris @RankineChris]

@ScotsPolFed An additional 1% added for every month beyond 1st April it takes to sort out!!

[Chris @RankineChris]

@GalltonRushy @brazilegend10 @kennethdalglish @ScotlandNT @scottishkits2 @BeerhuntersTA You know it 😍

[Chris @RankineChris]

@GalltonRushy @ScotsPolFed @TalkToThompsons

[Chris @RankineChris]

@unitedupdates I'll be honest and say I've not seen him a great deal but I watched him against Newcastle and thought I'm nearly 50, nearer 20 stone than 10, have two knees which are fecked and arthritis yet I'd have offered more in midfield on Saturday. He offered more than rashford though!

[Chris @RankineChris]

@historyinmemes I have enough money to change society for the better but I'd rather build cock shaped rockets and a big f*cling watch. What an absolute tool this boy is 😞

[Chris @RankineChris]

Football is f***ed. Just turn off until they get the message VAR IS RUINING THE GAME!!!!

[Chris @RankineChris]

@HolyroodDaily @agcolehamilton Going by what I've read/heard being different from that piece of shit was the best thing that any person, never mind leader could've/should've done and she done with dignity and a touch of class. You remain ill informed, classless, creepy and a tad thick Mr Hamilton👍

[Chris @RankineChris]

@campbellclaret It's because the majority of those 25% are self serving greedy b*stards and the rest are thick Alistair!

[Chris @RankineChris]

@AndyGoode10 Won even. Too many shandies

[Chris @RankineChris]

@AndyGoode10 Didn't have to, big Brodie tackled, whitelock did the rest. Wanted Ireland to win and they had 20 mins against 14 men. Better team on the day one. Fine margins, let's not look for excuses.

[Chris @RankineChris]

@TomLatchem @mrjamesob @BylineTimes To coin the big yin, he'd be as welcome as a fart in a space suit!

[Chris @RankineChris]

@benonwine Essentially every crumbling building then? Proud as fuck eh!

[Chris @RankineChris]

@HumzaYousaf @scotgov @SteveBarclay How about you sort out police Scotland first? Just a suggestion like!! FFS 🤬

[Chris @RankineChris]

@ScotsPolFed Fairness works both ways surely! If we agree to forego the same rights as others in recognition of fairness then surely if govt doesn't act fairly we can ballot accordingly and begin the process of having the same industrial rights as other public sector workers?

[Chris @RankineChris]

@ScotsPolFed Alternatively we look for the same terms and conditions as those highlighted. I wonder what that could be 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Chris @RankineChris]

@GNev2 Sign him up