Rankin's Thoughts

A day in the life of John Rankin-McCabe
(NOT affiliated with John Rankin-McCabe or Charlton school)

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Another shit day. Spanked Mrs Harrion's ass twice, pushed big Trace down some stairs and walked into a random class and did a speech on life

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Going to spend my lunch break browsing the internet for a smart turtle neck sweater

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can't be doing with Lee's gassin in staff meetings #SayItDontSprayIt #LispyLee

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Just got back from cats. Tanner ended up coming out and he pulled ginger phil. Pickering punched a bouncer cuz he said Jesus wasn't real

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What a pussy

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Need to stop snorting cocaine before I teach. Started hallucinating.. I thought the floor was boiling hot lava

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Mrs Johnson keeps giving me the eye. By this I mean she keeps taking it out and giving it to me

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Pickering's a better laugh anyway. Tanner can't even get into the Beacon

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Was meant to be going out with Tanner tonight. But he's booked auditions for The Hobbit for tonight so will have to hit welly with Pickering

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Anyway, home from school, a few books to mark then out on the piss. Pre drinks at Tanner's then off to cats.

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Swear Mr Johnson wants my dick. Constantly winking at me the little minx

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Spent most of this afternoon following Pritchard around throwing tic tacs at him. Smelly bastard

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All is well. Pritchard's making his shit paper planes. Simms is pretending to plan a lesson and Lee is dreaming about a litter free school

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Off to bed to drill the wife. See you tomorrow students! If you're late I'm sure I'll have something completely irrelevant to say to you

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Lee Tristham threatened to sack me, so I gave him a lisp

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I keep Mrs Johnson's real eye in a cup on my bedside table

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I am Mr Beaches personal head polisher

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I can bench press Mrs Reid with one arm

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Ian Tanner is my lover