Adam Bustinerpus

God's #1 Bastard He/Him @punishedgarage ❤️❤️❤️

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

lickin on her beavis while she givin my butt head

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

@cellophanebee no not if they are for concerts

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

Fuck yes. This is the kind of dumb shit I love to read

[eilidh @telephonehigh]

phone-free concerts are classist as fuck and i’ll die on that hill

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

You don’t have to call them smash burgers, that’s just the correct way to make a burger on a flat top

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

Hello french waiter, I’ll have the chicken pussy, which is what you guys eat

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

Next time you’re eating an egg thank a farmer for pulling it out of the chickens pussy

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

There should be a tv show where the main character gets really drunk every episode and starts a fight and gets beat up and thrown in a dumpster

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

@ducasafterlark calling the cops on them immediately after

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

There’s construction being done in my neighborhood for the next few months. What’s the least I could do to get one of the workers to kick my ass?

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

A cat will never scratch a human face.

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

It’s actually not possible to legally watch a baseball game

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

@boobmcnutt67 @punishedgarage Not five minutes after this she slipped her arm through her collar and had to be arrested :(

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

@fjmmtf @Cubs Any good baseball statistic needs a least three qualifiers

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

Religious scholars agree: the devil apologized

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

@Loragar @Manhunter1941 @AuriBlooms lol, why wouldn’t someone celebrate your death? You have nothing but hate.

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

New to firearms; how do I brandish?

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

If the pitcher and batter teamed up they would dominate the game

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

@realteaemoji Watch the 1977 animated version

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

There should be one streaming service with everything on it and it cost one million dollars and you have to get it or you go to jail

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

Had to scrub through the video for a bit to find it but a near as I can tell this frame seems to show these two jets crashing the fuck into each other

[Michael Antonelli @BullandBaird]

Ok now this makes more sense.

The other angle was weird.

[Adam Bustinerpus @RanneyChrist]

God is one of the most powerful people in the world 🙌