@Rainmaker1973 "I want to eat, but I hate farms".
"I want to use the Internet, but I don't want infrastructure."
"I want to make an omelet but I don't want chicken coops."
"Can I just, like, drink water, but don't want a filtration plant?"
"I want to be on Twitter, but don't want a data center.
@sarahpaulsbean Sarah Paulson is terrifying. She's what Agatha Christie would call "frighteningly intelligent" and I am looking forward to #AHS Bett and Dott were my favorite
@JDVance is what happens when a Swamp Mother and a Swamp Father hump peat moss in retarded states and birth human larvae who's too retarded to swim in swamps and too retarded to fly in air.
If there's one thing #Scream7 taught me, is you don't have to fight a killer, just grab the mask and turn it sideways. Can't see. Duh. Like, not doing that is the 2026 version of running upstairs when you should run outside. #weneedsmartfinalgirls
@AshySlasheeDB No. You need Final Destination on this list. We have a slasher film that kills people in natural and creative ways. Final Destination has the highest kill count, and Death stalks just like Michael and Jason except they leave survivors and Death gets the job done.
@neverhangup Comedic relief. As a Bestselling novelist and film producer, they were thrown in as comedic relief. And as a film producer, they likely had contracts. It's Cuba Gooding Jr's son and there wad room on the poster.
@ghostfacebangs I'm still learning how to use X aka formerly known ad Twitter but what I'm saying is, for the first time in the entire franchise, the motive was legit in a meta way. Fans wanted Syd and she wasn't there. We got cheap sequel knockoffs while they were phoning it.
@ghostfacebangs Scream is infamous for killers with bad motives. Have you read Louis Duncan's IKWYDLS? Killer motives are weak. It's the thing. Agatha Christie had badass motives. But #Scream7 was meta. I had that same convo with my roommate. We were upset Neve bailed, and Killer was upset, too.
My favorite #FearStreet books
Sunburn
Lights Out
The Sleepwalker
The Betrayal/Secret/Burning (way to gruesome it up Stine)
All the Cheerleader books
It's been over 30 years and I still read all the Silent Nights and Evil Lives every year right next to Susan Hill's Woman in Black
It was 1990 and I was 7 years old when this book came out. I read every #FearStreet from 7 years old until 40 years old. #RLStine Reva Dalby, Trisha Conrad, Deena and Jade, Dierdre Palmer, Pheobe Yamura, Honey Perkins, Sarah Fear and Jane Goode, Angelica Fear, Nora Goode,
I've got my tickets to #Crypticon#seattle already. Hunky men, horror nerds, Horror Writer's Association #HWA, I'm so stoked. You might say I'm Stoke-ered.