Liz Truss: "What we need to do is.." Let me stop you there, Liz.
Didn't you blow a £30 billion hole in the economy after the most disasterous stint as prime minister in recorded history?
For the love of god, turn your microphone off and go home! #ToryPartyConference#LizTruss
Today's Bank of England press conference. The main points have been summarised in the below video:
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Rishi Sunak Prime Minister Andrew Bailey Interest Rates Greedy Bastards
Would be a shame if someone turned up at the Bank of England press conference tomorrow and played this song to them...
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The PM, #RishiSunak The Bank of England #GeneralElectionNow Greedy Bastards
Tomorrow's live press conference from the Bank of England will sound something like this:
The PM, #RishiSunak The Bank of England #GeneralElectionNow Greedy Bastards
Everybody please rise for the new national anthem. We're all looking forward to Christmas @JonathanPieNews#ToriesUnfitToGovern Michael Gove Universal Credit Boris Johnson is a buffoon Stock Council Tax
Who would have thought a guy who had a 30 year track record of being a useless, eccentric, bumbling court jester and all round public joke would go on to be the worst Prime Minister of all time? Didn't see that coming... The PM #BBCBreakfast#r4today Dan Walker
Who would have thought we'd witness such an incredible event in our lifetimes! In years to come people will ask 'Where were you during the great Facebook outage of 2021?' As we recall tucking into our dinner just as the crisis began.. #DeleteFacebook#outage#DeleteInstagram
@theJeremyVine The day that cyclists stop flying across pedestrian crossings whilst people are using them, bombing through red lights or mounting the pavement at high speed to get round traffic queues - is the day they can lecture me about road safety :)