So I was at Walmart earlier
A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.
She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”
He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Made my week
For the second times in three days, Arkansas beats a really good mid-major by 30ish points. Hogs are the best team in college hoops no one is talking about