Raphael Elijah

Software Engineer | DevOps | System Admin.

[Solayne✨ @Solayne_x]

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@Val_Gadget No it's not true

The question should be what is taxable

Education, health, rent, feeding I'm not sure.....it is what is remaining they tax

[Audio na video @kim_2k04]

A man was sentenced to 7 years in prison for stealing millions of money🥹💔

Two years into his sentence, he received a letter from his father:

“My dear son, you’ve left me in old age and sickness. The planting season has arrived, and I have no one to help me plow the field and plant maize. I wish you were here to help me. God willing, we shall meet again.”

The son replied:

“Dear father, please don’t dig in the field for now. That’s where I buried all the money I stole. Wait until I’m released.”

As all prisoner letters are read by the prison guards, the next morning, over 100 prison officers showed up at the father’s farm and dug every inch of it — but they found nothing.

The son later wrote back:

“Dear Dad, I hope you enjoyed the help I sent you. You can now go ahead and plant your maize.”

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@ionleu Hi

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@Luckybo15630591 @MezieAbia @NigeriaStories Because buhari met too many unethical practices and couldn't proffer a rigid solution we think buhari failed yes he did actually..the truth remains we Nigerians are not ready for a change we all want it comes with pain and discomfort. I'm also affected but it's for our own good

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@Luckybo15630591 @MezieAbia @NigeriaStories There was a serious economic breakdown in the country the stock market was very unresponsive, but because we could afford a bag of rice we think it was the best.
Jonathan knows nothing about governance. We're just recovering from a lot of economic dips buhari couldn't control

[Jossytech @EngJossy]

Somewhere right now, someone is building a free energy machine…
and somewhere else, physics is crying. 😔
Energy isn’t free, it’s transferred, transformed, never created from nothing. Stay sharp.
#headies2025 #Wizkid #JAMB #lyon #BurkinaFaso

[DemoLa @DemoOfUK]

@instablog9ja Fight go soon start

[A.O🌹 @chocolike_bee]

Today's word is PRUDENCE /ˈprüd-ᵊns./ 

"Prudence" means the ability to govern and discipline oneself by using reason, sagacity or shrewdness in managing affairs, skill and good judgment in using resources, or caution or circumspection as to danger or risk.

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[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

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[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@hamster_kombat_ today's Morse code is ethereum
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[Madni Aghadi @hey_madni]

$20/month for ChatGPT is too much!

I found an alternative that's 10 times better

Here's how to use it:

[Alamin @iam_chonchol]

Did you miss Google I/O?

Google is competing hard against the GPT-4o launch.

Check out the top 10 reveals from Google I/O .

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@onifaithayoola @geegpay_hq @greatmicha_el @The_MediaQueen @The_Unique_Unix @shalombrain Would love to try it out 😉 too

[Oni Faith Ayoola @onifaithayoola]

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@greatmicha_el @The_MediaQueen @The_Unique_Unix @shalombrain

#Geegpay #RaenestAtTwo

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@Naija_PR They're encouraging Nigerian to use their currency more

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@Naija_PR Means if you keep money in Naira you'd get more interest over a Long period of time

[Raphael Elijah @RaphaelElijah5]

@SaharaReporters Both custom and the owners have problems.
No business owner can sell it cheap na still 76k them go sell am Even though we know how cheap a bag of rice is. The problem of this country is beyond leadership we have all lost conscience And empathy for ourselves.