Gabriel Rapp

Warlock of the Infernal Empire. Shemhamforash!

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@SaraForTexLege If we learned anything from 2020, it’s that our elections are secure and could never be stolen, right?

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@ZachARiah1028 @ChurchofSatan We’re already Satanists. You don’t need to hard-sell it.

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@ham_hox Looks like it didn’t take.

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@america I have less concern with him thinking God is gay than I do with him actually believing God exists.

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@rawsalerts

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@AP

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@sacbee_news *Laughs in 1st Amendment**

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@oelma__

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@BBCWorld Someone alert Queers for Palestine!!

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@FOX4 He’s still gonna win. It’s Texas.

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@itsbillm Just try to keep her off the pole when she’s older. She seems to really take to it.

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@ham_hox Sometimes stuff just gets out of hand.

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@Breaking911 Not term, age. We won’t let you be a Senator at 25 and you shouldn’t be one at 75.

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@sacbee_news

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@washingtonpost Sure, but they’ll all still vote for him.

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@CNN If only there was a way for them to avoid all that…..

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@ham_hox

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@sacbee_news

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@nypost

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@TMZ I insist we refer to him simply as “The Hung Juror” from now on. Who’s with me??