simply Mo

Love me sum good music, comedy and to travel

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@nasiphim @tumisole @Flora_Monama01 @CityTshwane Congratulations Cllr @Flora_Monama01

[nyakego @NyakegoMaponya]

Discovered this place at Tzaneen mall today, it’s a study area and all their services are free. F2 is all the courses they offer for free also, you get a certificate and recommendation letter after completion.

[Clayson Monyela @ClaysonMonyela]

If you intend travelling abroad for business, studies or leisure, please download the #DIRCO Travel Smart App from any App store. Use it to register with us. Since Saturday, more than 5 000 #SouthAfricans🇿🇦 have used it to register.

[Clayson Monyela @ClaysonMonyela]

Emergency numbers for #SouthAfrican🇿🇦 nationals in the middle east. Those that have registered with our embassies have been contacted directly (for the record...even prior to the attacks. We did advise those on our databases to get out). Share these numbers & help us reach everyone. 🙏🇿🇦
1. QATAR
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00-974-5583-2762              
WEBSITE: https://t.co/GE0GfJEF9K
2. IRAN
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00-98-912-230-8968   
WEBSITE: https://t.co/vHfIwmbG3w
3. UAE (Dubai)
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00 971 50 558 1235
WEBSITE: https://t.co/L7DW4fSraR
4. Abu Dhabi
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00 971 50 622 42 91  
00 971 50 445 94 99
WEBSITE: https://t.co/gFjC5bhR9d
4. KUWAIT
EMERGENCY NUMBER
00 965 9720 0172
00 965 9979 4483
00 965 9916 7899
WEBSITE: https://t.co/1bGVEq4Fie
5. SAUDI ARABIA
Riyadh (+ Yemen, Bahrain, Oman)
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00 966 55 812 2215
WEBSITE: https://t.co/ZrfzbZSUlE
6. Jeddah
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00 966 56 244 5376
WEBSITE: https://t.co/tEVSxL61SA
7. JORDAN
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00-962-79-552-0245
WEBSITE: https://t.co/pWfx1Rqmwq
8. SYRIA (+ Iraq)
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00-963-966-44-4405
WEBSITE: https://t.co/SEqK8xnohb
9. PALESTINE (+Israel)
EMERGENCY NUMBER                                 
00-972 053-2553-113
WEBSITE: https://t.co/h8zSVVARmM

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Employee: Hello

Manager: What are you currently working on, the IT report?

Employee: Yeah, I'm currently going through the data.

Manager: OK, share your screen. I want to see how you're doing it.

Employee: I am following the specific instructions you provided.

Manager: I would like to see it.

Employee: Has the timeline changed? Has this now become urgent?

Manager: No, why?

Employee: Then I would appreciate being given the trust and responsibility to complete this independently. It is challenging to work on this with the constant interruptions and check-ins.

Manager: Why don't you send me an email with what you've completed so far?

Employee: Once I've gone through the entire document, I'll schedule a touch base where we can go over it together and decide on the next steps.

Manager: So you're putting all of the data in column J?

Employee: And you're putting the "micro" in micromanager.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager: Are you working today?

Employee: Yes, of course. That's why I answered your call.

Manager: You just never informed me you were going to be at a hotel.

Employee: Oh, I didn't know I required your permission to work remotely from a location other than my home.

Manager: You need to ask for approval prior to working elsewhere. 'Quite a vacation' I believe they're calling it now.

Employee: Is there a policy which states this? My understanding was that as long as I was not in a location for a prolonged period of time, which could impact performance, then there's no issue here.

Manager: What if I need you in the office in two hours? Can you get there?

Employee: Oh, why would you need me in the office?

Manager: How am I supposed to know you're really working when you keep moving around?

Employee: Is all of my work getting done?

Manager: Yes.

Employee: Then I'm curious as to why it matters where the work is being completed from.

Manager: (In disbelief)

Employee: After all, I am paid for my output, not my location, right?

Manager: I would like you to inform me of your location should you not be at home.

Employee: Well, now you're just sounding like my mother.

HR: (Fuming, ends meeting)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Just the same way your hairline is receding and i know you wanted to have hair. It's not in their personal control. Hope that helps.

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@KayaON959 @Chymamusique @tboseZA Enjoyed the interview. Morwa, God has a bigger purpose concerning your life. That “baloi” aowa banna 🤣🤣🤣.
Uncle T, we will wait for you to play that song again. 🙏🏾💃🏾💃🏾

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@nasiphim Sesi Mazet, next one on a Saturday somblief. Kodwa we are still coming through ka lunch vandag. Haaauuweeeng..

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@LiftAirlineSA, I would like to express my gratitude for the wonderful experience my kids had on your flight. The pilot's kindness made a lasting impression on them (the mogozi is a lot ijooo). Mogirl thinks she can fly an aircraft after last night 🤣🤣🤣. Kea leboga 🙏

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@LiftAirlineSA

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@mondelegrand E kae roko mmabo?

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@_Hybreed_ @Tourism_gov_za

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@kay_mahapa Are nyake o hwa mahlo rena

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@NyanjauMaureen Congratulations Mo 🍾 🎊 👏

[smankie @lukaanyoo_m]

my mom 🤣👌

[simply Mo @RapsMo]

@TomiRikhotso O tseba moshomo wa nalete le leshela ❤️

[MONALISA ❤️ @naytholo]

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.