Makenzie Raptosh

[Makenzie Raptosh @Raptosh30]

Sleep: it’s what’s for dinner

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch

[the Awkward Yeti (Nick Seluk) @theawkwardyeti]

❤️

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold this bucket of snacks for them. i was told they can only take one. but that’s not my rule to enforce

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost

[Lu 🎙⚒️ @recklesslntent]

This is the reason #PrideMonth2019 exists

These ladies were attacked in Camden last Wednesday

Misogyny, homophobia, and violence must stop

[Makenzie Raptosh @Raptosh30]

No one:

People who like spicy food (myself included): Let’s make eating painful 😃👍

[Makenzie Raptosh @Raptosh30]

It blows my mind how many people in the Treasure Valley still don’t know how roundabouts work 😒

[🖤Raven🖤 @Raven_Roseee]

Highschool Teachers: “College is NOT a joke and should be taken seriously!”
Actual Professors when you get to college:

[Makenzie Raptosh @Raptosh30]

10 years old: Stickers are cool, gonna put them on everything I own

15 years old: Stickers are for babies

22 years old: Stickers are cool, gonna put them on everything I own

[Makenzie Raptosh @Raptosh30]

Me when I see something that is either a bee or a wasp:

[Ash @_ash_x]

I found it. The greatest video on TikTok

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we were in the car. stopped at a grey light. when i accidentally dropped my stuffed fren sebastian out the window. the human saved him. and as far as i could tell. nobody in the cars around us. seemed to mind the delay

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

how midwesterners call their dogs

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Family Feud and then asked it to write a Family Feud episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Dee @figgled]

"LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." commands the small cushion. You whisper "I'm trying" but that only makes it angrier

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House