Rarealona Football Club

6aside Football Team. Founded in 2021. Dreams to Expand into 11aside. ‘It’s we… not me’ - Darren Moore.

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Please stick around after the game as we have our annual presentation evening. See you all later.

Yours with love & care,
Chairman x

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GAME DAY
Here we go folks. It’s the big Christmas fixture, a game that could see us cement a top 2 spot moving into the new year. We’d like to take the time to thank all of the fans that travel home & away every week to support us… you really are valued at this club.

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Rarealona’s very own slender man & the milky bar kid make up the midfield. Red bull representative Mass Verstappen is fresh from his world championship win at yas marina, he gets the nod up top.

Impact subs: Ken & Caz

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Here at Rarealona we also have some breaking news to bring to you guys. We are pleased to announce that Jake Brookes, our ever present manager has now received his first dose of the coronavirus vaccine, after months of rebelling. We are immensely proud of you jake 🐑🐑 #uptherare

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…starting line-up, after nearly being sacked at the weekend for punching his boss. This came after Ben’s boss disagreed that Valerien Ismael would lead the country through the pandemic better than Boris would.

Go well tonight boys.
Chairman x

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GAME DAY! KO 7pm @ Bilston Goals
We’re back and we’re better folks. Confidence is at an all time high after back to back wins for the boys who are Rare. Due to a covid outbreak in the squad, tonight sees debut’s for Ferg & Daddy C. It’s a return in the sticks for Moose…

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…as he’s put his Tik Tok career to one side for the benefit of the club. Massey plays in a more advanced role tonight as we look to exploit the energy gained from his pre-match ritual of 5 large red bull’s and a gallon of pre-workout. You raging nattar. Ben returns to the…

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How’s your Friday?

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there are questions being raised about your commitment to this club (and your sexuality).

Yours truthfully,

Chairman.
We Not Me.

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Rarealona 2-0 The Real Skirtles

An impressive performance from the lads last night, goals from @tomdavies_x & @Zac_Smith1010 sealed the win as we continue our fight for promotion.

Special mention to @baggies007 for an impressive performance last night, those rustler burgers…

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…give you great distribution ability. It’s a shame you’re working in Slovakia today and can’t collect your prize.

Big thanks to all Rarealona Social Members who made the trip last night, apart from you @mooseyyy99. Making Tik Tok’s on the sideline wearing your Mom’s corset…

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Here’s how we shape up for this evening!
We Not Me

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of that one.

WE ARE RARE, WE DONT CARE!

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Well folks, it's that time of week again, Rarealona are back in action under the famous lights at Goals Bilston.

After the team we were meant to be playing last week backed out, we gained a vital three points in our ongoing push for promotion…

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The chairman is back after spending the weekend in Nottingham with the straightest face you’re likely to ever see.

It's also a start for billy cox in goal after Sam Reynolds backed out late on with a back injury, as he described as to much shagging, I'll let you be the judge..

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@RareAlona Come on the Rare #uptherare

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as we look to pick up the first three points of the season. Come on boys WE NOT ME!

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Well folks, it's that time of week again, Rarealona commence on another battle under the fine lights of Bilston goals. After a week of intense training following on from last weeks performance, the boys are ready to make amends after a dissapointing defeat last time out...

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Sam Massey is back after a weeks suspension after hosting another rare project X the weekend. It's another start between the sticks for Sam Reynolds after a top performance and finally staying in the weekend and not sinking 15 sol's. This is a massive game for Rarealona…