RarryHedknapp

The greatest living English football manager (was in the papers and everything), currently managerist of My Sandra, for sure (Parody)

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

That Elon Musk fella has got it all wrong about free speech, should be charging for it like my agent does for me after dinners and that, for sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

@RebekahVardy Hello treacle, if you want any help selling more stories to The Sun now you’ve been rumbled, give me a call. For sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Look, I ain’t no sexuologist or nothing, but the girl has clearly got the horn, for sure

https://t.co/8gxsoEg39i

[Lynne McCarthy @LynneMcCarthy]

I saw 2 deaf people having intercourse in a car today....

.... how do I know they’re deaf you ask?

Wait I’ll send the video ....

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

I know I don’t post too much these days - but for all the racist, xenophobic cunts that have sprung up following me, here’s a message.

FUCK OFF

I’m a parody, you’re a fucking disgrace.

Hope this clears things up. For sure.

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

I mean, look @rachelvotehim, you’ve clearly get delusional things going on in your head, for sure, but the only dangerously orange thing I want to associated with is My Sandra after a week in Puerto Banus. So fuck off yeah?

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Thank fahk, football’s back

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For fahks sake, what does that cahnt look like? Thunderbirds are go, for sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

This. Disgusting by the press on Raheem, for sure https://t.co/ol09UqYik5

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Reckon the Argie job may be available soon, for sure. I love a steak and a decent Malbec - I’m bang up for that. Where is it though?

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Get on this, for sure https://t.co/AxdBcnzK1M

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Anyone know how i can get in touch with Jennifer Aniston? My transfer window is still open. Sorry My Sandra, for sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

@AndreVilly_B @Joey7Barton ”I'll recognise the beauty in the fragmentation of the bone. I'll appreciate the optimum point within the eye socket to stub out a big cuban cigar"

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

@AndreVilly_B @Joey7Barton "Look at a face for instance. Most people see it literally, as a skull covered with skin. I'm now disposed to look at it from different angles. I'll study the sunlight glinting off the cheekbone and across the skin.”

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

@AndreVilly_B @Joey7Barton “And then I’ll smash it in some cahnts face for looking at me funny”

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

My Sandra has that Strictly dancing on, does Tess Daly think it’s transfer deadline day or something? She’s no Natalie Sawyer, for sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Red CARD Belgrade. Ha ha ha ha! Fahking funny me, for sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Anyone know how I can apply for Hefner’s job now it’s available? Spent my career managing a load of massive tits, so sounds triffic for sure

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Thank fahk for that, thought I was never getting out of that shithole, for sure. Thought I’d only have to lose 4 as well. 2 extra weeks!

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Absolutely triffic https://t.co/dRpHo6peO4

[RarryHedknapp @RarryHedknapp]

Who you calling a fahking Cant?