Ras Jimmy (na so yule msee)

Engineer Ras, Music lover, Motivator, Blessed, 🎸, Namuogopa MUNGU pekee, Entrepreneur/Entertainer, Investor.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Mohamed Ali: William Ruto was the DP for 10 years...If there was debt, stalled projects, corruption, or success he was there. You cannot sit at the dining table for 10 years, enjoy the meal and then later claim you were merely passing by the kitchen.

#NTVAdhuhuri @ruga_eval

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Give Kang'ata flowers!

A fire broke out at Gacharage Girls Secondary lakini Murang’a Fire & Rescue responded haraka sana wakawaevacuate students na staff safe with Zero casualties.

When things are working, you don't need pressers to tell Kenyans they're working.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way i actually learned something omfg😭

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Why is mainstream media not giving Okiya’s odious debt case the attention it deserves?

Mnh, noticing

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Sad Truth: Parents don’t fear death. Their greatest fear is leaving their children in this world, knowing that no one will love them the way they do.

[Ras Jimmy (na so yule msee) @Ras_Jimmy]

@majestymasculin God, do it for me. AMEN

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

"My husband lost his job right before our second baby was due. For six months, he sent out hundreds of applications—nothing. I watched this proud man crumble, depression setting in. One morning, he left for another interview wearing his only suit,

[GISTE @ggiste]

Ukiwa na 60 Bob yako.

Buy Standard Newspaper

Angalia front page

Please Save Ruto…

Just peruse hapo mbio mbio

Go straight to page 20..

Spend 1 hour understanding how the rich are making money.

Let’s start with Money Market Fund and the interest rates they are offering’;

1. Etica Money Market - 11.22%
2. Lofty Corban - 10.15%
3. Gen Africa - 10.05%
4. Madison - 10.42%
5. Jubilee MMf - 10.17%
6. Kuza MMf - 10.36%
7. Arvocarp - 11.03%

Fixed Income Funds (Bond Fund) with highest returns are
1. Gen Africa - 10.5%
2. Co-Op Bond Fund - 10.16%
3. Co-Op Gratuity Fixed Income - 11.07%
4. Madison - 10.78%
5. Kuza Fixed - 11.55%
6. Etica Fixed Income - 13.20%
7. Jubilee Fixed - 10.97%
8. ICEA - 12.93%
9. African Alliance - 11.67%

Special Funds with highest returns
1. Lofty Corban - 15.27%
2. Etica special fund - 12.98%

Special funds changes in the last 24hrs
1. African Alliance - 0.9%
2. CIC Equity Fund - 2.6%
3. Arvocarp Thamani - 0%
4. Britam Equity - 3.48%

On the stock market (Just yesterday)
1. Car and General went up by 11.45%
2. Total Kenya went up by 6.06%
3. TP Serena went up by 4.49%
4. Uchumi went up by 1.62%
5. KQ went up by 1.25%

It means and investor who bought car and general shares on Wednesday and sold them on Friday made 11.45% profit. If he or she had invested Kshs. 1 Million he would have made Kshs. 114,500 in a single day!

Thats crazy.

Those buying crude oil made a profit of 2.6% per barrel, Gold +80.70%

Those who sold Bitcoins saw bad things. They made a loss of 2.03%

Those who invested in forex Euro/Usd made a 1.1703% margin.

S&P futures made a gain of 27%, Nasdaq futures made a gain of 131%

Buana making a 131% return in a day is crazy!

In Kenya though the Stock market did not perform well. The NSe 20- Share index went down 0.90 points. Wueeeeeh while and average of all the traded shares went down by 0.73 points. It was not a good day for traders..

Wewe Umenunua gazeti usome how Ruto want to be saved ama to Build wealth?

Remember inflation has jumped from 4.4% to 5.6%. Inflation going up is a bad thing to the poor and a good thing to the rich.

To the poor it shows the economy is shrinking and performing poorly. To the rich it shows the economy is expanding and growing.

Tutafute pesa jomba.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

In another sign of misplaced priorities, the Deputy President spends 8 Million Shillings in a day on helicopter services while Kenyans are dying because our hospitals lack equipment and medicine.

I stopped by at the Kericho referral hospital in solidarity with the doctors and nurses who work in extremely difficult conditions to save lives.

Let’s register to vote, end SHA and send this thieving regime to Kamiti.

#ChukuaKura #UkatibaCaravan

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Being in a failed state at your prime is truly devastating.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Since time immemorial, Murang'a residents have always paid 10 bob to commute from Murang'a town to Mukuyu, buana hii ni mambo gani? Wantam!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

What makes a population of over 50 Million people normalize dysfunction from a few politicians? Is it fear, conditioning, survival, or something else entirely?

Who actually understands this, psychologists, sociologists, historians, anyone?? Feel free to weigh in✌🏾

[Gidi🍃🇫🇷 @Gidi014]

We have become adults in brutal and unforgiving economic times 😮‍💨.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Mngejua how far these medics go for poor systems to save lives? We literally buy meds for patients. We buy Nan for mothers without breast milk. We even help clear bills. You go home defeated.
Hospitali haina hata thermometer. Glucose strips ni gold
Eeei

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I recently heard someone say:

"The amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them."

I can't see it any other way now.

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY

1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.

2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.

3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.

4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain.

5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways.

6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex.

7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode.

If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.

[Joecool @Joe_Cooel]

On ELECTION DAY, talk to the PERSON in FRONT and BEHIND you in both Kiswahili and English.
Gauge their accent to determine their origin. There will be Burundians, Ugandans, Tanzanians in those queues.
Ask them what they are doing there. Don't allow INELIGIBLE FOLKS to VOTE.