Huwe

[Arthur🇳🇬🇬🇧🇸🇳 @AjMachalaa]

POV: You will never see Davido knee down with pyjamas beg woman.

Me:

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

: babe, I lost all my money to sportybet

[autist @litteralyme0]

When your wife is a 10/10, your daughter says no to parties and your son knows every super car by engine sound

[HEEMA @OneWizkidFan]

2015.
The moment Runtown let Wizkid say,
“I never tell you finish…”

To those who didn’t believe in us,
you’ll watch us blow... just like Solo did.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

There are many women I have abandoned with their children. I forget my clothes and shoes in their houses, including any child they have for me. That is the souvenir I leave behind for them to remember me in life — K1 De Ultimate

[Huwe @Rasaqtruly]

@not_favour Bro get a job

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Before Eko hotel, before O2 and the likes, legends have been shutting down Kuramo beach for Lagos! Lord of Ajasa, Genz no go fit relate🥹✨

[Huwe @Rasaqtruly]

@taygar_ @LastThing2006 Afa boss I fit dm abeg sooo ?

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

IF YOU DON BROKE PATAPATA, RETWEET!!

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

Come Nigeria , give woman belle, make sure say, yes na your pikin

Go America remarry white woman wey no want pikin

Every 5yrs , come back to Nigeria check up on your pikin

When he’s approaching 16, come back and bond with him,

Make plans to relocate him abroad for his university

He’ll love you like mad when he hears such news.

Remember his mother had been cheating so she no really be topic of conversation, Na Nigerian woman she be,

Nigerian men who like to fuck peoples baby mama will take care of her.

So like I was saying & talking about important things,

Take care of your pikin.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

IS “SFTOS” WIZKID’S BEST PROJECT ??

[xdike @xdike_]

first daughter: dad, i’m a lesbian

second daughter: me too

dad: Is there anyone in this house who likes men?

son: i do

dad:

[WORLD CUP 26 @W0RLDCUPMEDIA]

@erling Who is the GOAT 🐐?

[XENI @viperelitex]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[Huwe @Rasaqtruly]

@honestfc1 Why would you put Messi in team b instead of team A brooooo

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Why that woman dey cry nau, abi she no like the talent wey Tinubu make her husband discover ?😂💔

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[harrrsha @WizStatz]

Wizkid’s Top Tracks on Spotify Yesterday:

One Dance — 2M
Man On A Mission — 347K
Essence — 247K
Jogodo — 194K
Forever Be Mine — 152K
Come Closer — 151K
Stay For The Night — 137K
PONGO — 123K
MONEY CONSTANT — 117K
Turbulence — 108K
MMS — 87K
Ojuelegba — 85K
Gimme Dat — 83K
Alaye — 82K
Joro — 82K
Call Me Every Day — 77K
One Condition — 73K
STATE OF MIND — 71K
Getting Paid — 71K
Essence — 61K
Kese (Dance) — 55K
EASY WITH ME — 55K
BIG TIME — 52K
Link Up — 52K
Nights In The Sun — 52K
Ginger — 50K
Piece of My Heart — 49K
DYNAMITE — 49K
Energy — 47K
Jam — 46K
Mood — 41K
System — 41K
Slow Motion — 40K
2 Sugar — 39K
Blessed — 37K
Slow Down — 35K
Soco — 35K
Slow — 33K
BROWN SKIN GIRL — 33K
Bad Girl — 32K
Bella — 32K

[chukwudi @wrdjsn]

bro there are actual tears in my eyes