Alfredo Jones

sup

[Alfredo Jones @RascalFlaaaats]

Peep this next bite I set myself up with

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About to cross the Straight of Hormuz

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Absolutely hate Georgia but these seats they have behind the plate are pretty sweet #CWS

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Chet Holmgren tonight #spurs

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@JoiSeesAll @SNYGiants And the games will still be played

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Mr. Komoda, you are a Los Angeles Dodger

[Baseball Scouting @BSBSCOUT]

16 year old Haruki Komoda is arguably the top overall youth prospect in Japan. 6’4-200lb two-way player throwing 94 mph with big power potential at the plate.

[midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

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Not fucking with this at all

[chad @chasedbywasps]

saying "nice car" to a guy just walking around

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@SoonerBurner @AriWasserman Don’t think you understand how a snake draft works

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“I was in the nights watch”

[Tanvir @anjum_ai]

JOB INTERVIEW:
"Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?"

Most candidates say:
"I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps."

THE WINNING ANSWER:

[Alfredo Jones @RascalFlaaaats]

I mean fuck me

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Thought I had it today #paythem

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Love a manager who will take a cock to the face for his team. #Gobraves

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Elliot Cadeau looks like a garden gnome

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@DarenSpoodwater Good looking guys

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

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@AuburnJaguar I’d rather be born into a civil war in some middle eastern country that no one has ever heard of, than to be born and raised to be an auburn fan.

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One team with three CFP championships

[Buckeye Show @TheBuckGuys]

Two teams with two CFP Championships

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Back out to Allen