DaveFucker

Gay Canadian pup who plays mtg Legacy, Cube, and Premodern (bad at all of them). 32/He/Him. Sometimes a yote. Sometimes a gnoll. Always cackling. No minors.

[Ramy @GenZdemagogue]

Age gap discourse is getting tired. Let's talk about 40+ year old military recruiters grooming 18 year olds to die for an oil company.

[🦑 @SwiftieofCain]

Lupin's fake English accent is taking me out 😭 #BelfortAndLupin

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

I've been drawing furry porn and I'm at the point of my life where I might just start posting it here

Sorry mtg oomfs

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

Isn't it crazy that in detective pikachu the white woman was a ditto?

Imagine you're an Arcanine, life of competitive battling ahead of you. Have some white woman. Life ruined. Battling carreer over. Have to raise puppies now because the white woman was a ditto

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

@MacKurtj @XueheHSROffical @chill_foxxo No one cares about your fan fiction bro

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

@chill_foxxo Fuck off homophobe and be thankful god isn't real cause if he was you'd rot in hell for your hate

[Noxlup 🌃🐺 @Noxlup]

Drawing on the phone is hard 😵‍💫

Happy Valentines day ✨❤️

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

When I discard a pair of Queens with a Burnt Joker

[jame @kloogans]

first time using scissors lol. no idea what i'm doing

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

Opponent at 6

"Reanimate your creature"

"I think you want Atraxa here :)"

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

After months of playing blue cards I went back to depths and went undefeated with cunning coyote in legacy :^)

https://t.co/07qwLtiiGa

[Arion ☕ @Sir_Arion]

Never stop drawing

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

You're allowed to cut toxic people out of your life even if they're family

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

I wonder if other cats see him and are like "oh shit it's slenderman"

[Atomic Liyo!😸🌴🌊☢️ @Liyofloof]

Please stop dangling me

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

I would have been way more hyped if they just marketed it as the mario kart set from the start

[Tautog @Intrepid_Tautog]

And there it is, folks! 👏

[DaveFucker @RascalYote]

Turn 1 Sewer

[Lil Fleabag 💕 🔜 AC @snazzyvaka444]

I wish puphoods didn’t have to be seen as sexual all the time, they unironically look hard as fuck in a fashion way.