Ya Muuma

[EmmetTheBald @emmetdavis7]

4 seasons in 4 years

What a concept

[Neet @neet_sol]

Unemployed friend describing his walk while you were at work

[akinyotun @davidakinyotun]

ABSOLUTE CYBORG

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this exactly why i dont be arguing wit niggas on here

[𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘺 🇨🇩 @Renegade1k]

Some people exist on this earth and are just unaware of anything outside of their own lives. They live like this for years and it’s just so crazy.

[g @34rths]

I just saw my password as someone's twitter username

[badger @badger69420]

Fitness influencer: “Here is a simple move for your back pain”

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Cleveland fans watching Lebron pick Philly over the Cavs, Deshaun Watson starting at QB, and the Guardians lose 3 in a row

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Just announced in Hall H:

Ryan Gosling joins the MCU in Marvel Studios' Ghost Rider, directed by Shawn Levy. Only in theaters 2028. #SDCC

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

doom feeling a slight tingling in his buss and realizing he hasn’t seen ant-man for the entire battle

[Bob Smith @BobSmithface]

@HMBohemond To this day i am so happy that i never even watched anything beyond the 1st Avatar show, cause it sounds like nothing but aids the whole way down.

[Leon Ardo 👽 @MartianSon]

Sarah saw this and thought, "I think I'll go make the moves on Bear at 3:00 in the morning."

[mitul kanji @mitulkanji]

In a sane world, automation would pave the way for true abundance and even a post-scarcity society, where humanity could truly flourish.

But in our world, all it does is create unemployment, widen the wealth gap, and pave the way for a police-state.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Slave owners had mixed race children and were still racist.

[ؘ @kgvrocks]

lex luthor: “superman vem lavar seu carro aqui nesse lava jato, é o melhor da cidade!”

[Old NBA Tweets @oldnbatweetz]

@IsBronA76erYet this might be the greatest re-login ever

[. @wizke11y]

Ngl its super scary that society as a whole isn’t this upset that our elected officials are deadass protecting rich pedophiles. In any other timeline heads would be rolling.