Rashas Moustaches

Fresh outta lightning

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I wonder what my last tweet will be.

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A pair worn by Bill Gates from the same era sold for half the price, but it would take twice as long to put them on. They were much slower to boot up.

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Which is a good thing because *stage whisper* he has a serial killer vibe.

[This person does not exist @wedontexisthere]

This person does not exist: Mesaque da Rosa (34 years), Krusevac (Serbia). Married.

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@deathbybadger @CarlyMayCarnage ping @Serendypyty

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Sorry matey changing your name to Elon Muskspeare. Instant tooter ban

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

Imploring pardon.

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@malkatz Given his watch hiding abilities, keeping info on a murder secret is probably easy

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Way to go Economist, just easing us into it, getting comfortable with the idea that we're all doomed.

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@ClarkCooley @YoungLibs This is some Taylor Swift levels of narcissism. It MUST be about me, there is no other possible explanation"

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@kyliesturgess @BlackSwanSTC @ellahickson Is that Zampa with a goatee?

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To illustrate the opening of a wine venue is a picture of Perth's absolute pinnacle of fuckheadedness waving a beer around

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They've all been lobotomised?

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@malkatz Has Fran ever really been in touch with reality?

[PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard]

The root of all the troubles.

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My autobiography.

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Buy better shoes?

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@contiki Wankerstan

[Em @ocasionalcanary]

So is the blue check fiasco being called "Elongate" yet?

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Lost count of the number of times I've had this realisation waking up on a floor

[Harold Pinter-Quotes @Pinter_Quotes]

This is not my bedroom.

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@tealou @elonmusk Elon needs a nickname and I'm going with "Thumbs" because he can't keep his out of anything

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@CelluloidWhisky The SU-19 as character sheet