Rashed Doha

Existential nihilist, lover of science, art, and the kind of humor that can get you killed. ✍️

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Are you a computer scientist?
- No
Then what do you do at a software firm?
- I am an addict. I get paid to indulge in my habit.

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@OfficerMofiz Desperately attention seeking tweet sent, my work for the day is done 🫡

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Me: Can I have a new job please?
God: Sorry, but here are a dozen matches on bumble and two marriage proposals on Facebook.
Me: Any job would…
God: And your ex now wants you back
Me: Great, so about that job…

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@OfficerMofiz Yess we will we will. We’re already planning the honeymoon so it is on lol

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Just had the best date in a long time!

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Oh no Elon took my blue check mark away. Give it back!

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This Elon Musk meltdown was not on my Christmas wishlist but somehow Santa always knows what the heart truly desires

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o you’re saying abolish H1-B? Sorry my reading comprehension is a bit rusty @elonmusk

[Gentile News Network™ @Gentilenewsnet]

He's officially snapped

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@pritomtanvir H1B is a system designed to be taken advantage of by corporations. Abolish it and only give out PRs to exceptional people. Not just some random Indian who won a lottery.

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Abolish the H1B visa

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This Indian and Elon slander on X has me laughing so hard it hurts 😂😂😂
Boy are we screwed 😭😭😭

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This second Trump presidency is going to be one helluva disaster lol and I’m totally here for it

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I have a nose like a bloodhound, I swear. I can sense things from miles and miles.

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If life has taught me anything it’s that it’s alright if I’m not loved back by someone I admire. It doesn’t change my perception of myself. I know who I am.

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Ti’s the season to be jolly, Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la 🎄
#Xmas2023

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Waiting for her to text me like

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If loving women that don’t love me back was a sport…

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

🚩 RED FLAGS IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 🚩

-uses macOS
-uses ChatGPT
-drinks pour over coffee
-can't reverse a linked list
-uses more than 1 monitor
-tries new languages for "fun"
-doesn't push to prod on friday (live a little?)
-works on side projects outside of work
-actually does the mega backdoor Roth IRA
-builds mechanical keyboards (zero personality)
-makes less than 500k (borderline homeless)
-owns a mouse (use vim?)
-needs code reviews before merging (have some confidence)
-hobbies include "rock climbing" (grow up)
-uses languages with garbage collection (pick up after yourself?)
-actually reads documentation (i just threw up in my mouth a little)

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@MauMustaree Wow congratulations!! 🎊🎉

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The King has returned

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

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Good Morning folks! ☀️