Rashida Cohen

“There is no real ending. It’s just the place where you stop the story.” - Frank Herbert

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@FLOWJamaica Hello, thank you, I’ve sent a private message

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@FLOWJamaica I really need you to get it together. I’ve made my payments with confirmation receipt and all and evidence that it’s debited from my account and yet you say I missed my payment. I’ve escalated this and it’s scheduled to take 60 days for resolution?? Why? Me tyad!

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@AskLyft I need to speak with someone. The app is no help. The driver dropped off my disabled uncle at the wrong address and left him when he told them it was wrong. The address I entered was right.

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@AskLyft I need to speak to a human. The app is not very helpful. The driver dropped off my disabled uncle at a different location in *another city* and the app is telling me the drop off location is correct. It’s not.

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

#Audiblegate

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@SylDay Yes! Totally. Meet Ace. Eva’s nickname for Gideon 😊

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@Laura03p WHO ARE YOU???????? I’m not sure we can be friends anymore with this confession!!!! #PizzaIsLife

[Kirsty Sedgman @KirstySedgman]

a play in 3 acts

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I joined because my bestie wanted a follower @Laura03p I stay because I like reading other people’s drama.

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

Just finished @LeverageRedempt savored it as long as possible…. #MorePlease

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Nutty facts about George Washington Carver 🥜

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@Paradise_Afshar For what?!! Promoting diversity. Don’t mind them. Keep doing your thing. It’s gonna smack ‘em in the face one day. 🤣😂

[em @thotobot101]

these commercials are funnier than any sitcom episode i’ve seen this year

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

National Spelling Bee champion Zaila Avant-garde says she is interested in playing basketball at Harvard University, after which she is thinking of four career options:

- NBA basketball coach

- Working for NASA

- Neuroscience

- Gene editing

[Kenia Mattis @KeniaMattis]

5 trees every Jamaican yard should have:
1. Mango (extra points for St. Julian)
2. Breadfruit (roast, fry, boil, flour)
3. Ackee (because)
4. Coconut (for milk, oil, water, jelly)
5. Lime (drinks, dessert, medicine)

Source: Grandma

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@nickofthebooks Yessss!!!! Sounds like my kinda store. Sign me up. 🙋🏽‍♀️

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

@ATT why do I not have cell service here in Orlando? My account was auto-debited promptly last week.... soooo... what’s up??

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

I’m READY!!!

[Leverage: Redemption @LeverageRedempt]

The stealing is mutual. #LeverageRedemption drops 7/9 on @IMDbTV 👊

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

The goal in life is to be so damn comfortable with yourself that you can be alone, but not lonely; successful, but not conceited; and ugly, but not defeated.

[Rashida Cohen @RashidaCohen]

Ephraim - grand? Great grand somebody of mine....