Rachel Emmert-Burns

Professionally assisting in Pain and Torture since '09. Yay Physical Therapy!

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@joelburns717 @POTUS @DNC @GOP Forgot @SCOTUS

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Texas: Where they force you to carry your baby to term, just so they can grow up and get shot in school.

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

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[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@joelburns717 @ManAndBone971 Imma say take your own advice and do this at home. @joelburns717 is my #tooloftheweek

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@Kohls and @Target you should both be embarrassed by the size of the little boys clothing section. Sometimes they need things other than graphic shirts and sweat pants.

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@JessicaWSYX6 @EasyE2432 WOW... Absolutely disgusting that someone would say any of these things to someone else 😑

[Dutch @joelburns717]

Feed me more BIG TECH! #BigTech #censormedaddy

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@joelburns717 🤮

[That auntie with the Altima @dmills3288]

When do men stop doing basketball moves in the house? Like at what age does it stop? Bc if I get crossed up at 7AM on the way to the kitchen one more time....😒

[Dutch @joelburns717]

I'm now accepting mask sponsorships. I'm required to wear a mask 40 hours a week at a busy outpatient therapy. Serious inquiries only 🤣. @ManAndBone971 @Google @HOMAGE @WhereImFrom @Twitter @PopeyesChicken @cotopaxi @971thefan @ROLEX @seikowatches @Porsche @Ferrari @subaru_usa

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@joelburns717 @CommonManRadio Gross, at least clean our stove before you go tweeting at people

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

My 3yo just told me to "cool it, Jumbo." Feels real good. #toddlerlife #kidsaretheworst

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@todd_hintz @joelburns717 @FriendsTV @netflix Iike he's been there before?

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

Thank you @joelburns717 for getting me the @FriendsTV series for my b-day! I would have been lost when @netflix lost it in 2020 #friends #friends25

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@KirkHerbstreit don't sound like you have ANY hope or confidence in @OhioStateFB or anything... Great opening announcements.

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@jameelajamil That dress 💯♥️🙀 You look like an actual flower!!

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

I'm having second thoughts about washing the remainder of a toddler craft project involving glue down our kitchen sink... Was the 7 minutes if entertainment worth it? #shouldibeconcerned #plummersareexpensive #toddlerlife
#momlife

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@joelburns717 I welcome hate from you. It's our thing.

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

Would it be possible to go to bed tonight, and wake up to a country with a little less hate tomorrow?? Thanks... #socialmediabreak

[Rachel Emmert-Burns @RasklBerns]

@mindykaling #latenight is amazing, and you're everything. Thank you for this amazing movie!! You're such an inspiration ❤️❤️