Rasmus Hansen

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@aSoapyoid I know my jerk rights, jerkass!

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@BroTeamPills I wonder if it got amplified by SexBad's erotica narration right after.

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@BroTeamPills Happy birthday! Now you can fuck like a dad.

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@alexapdos Huge congratulations to you two! Hopefully the wedding is gonna be gamer-themed.

[The WaPikmin @wapikmin]

@KellytoyDK Appropriate time to share this video I stole years ago

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@alexapdos In retaliation you should get them Sonic themed stuff. Proper culture is important in the early life.

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@BroTeamPills Wow - So many evasive maneuvers just to not give oral to a Filipino like Q ordered. Didn't think predditors would be this racist too.

[celeste 🪩 @neonglowx]

Had to share that one moment from zevik's dishonored 2 gameplay where corvo slows down time and eats swarm of rats before they could attack him.

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@TanFlo1997 @MK11Jokes @thebuckmcgruff @BroTeamPills Can't believe there are so many racists around here...

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@MK11Jokes @TanFlo1997 @thebuckmcgruff @BroTeamPills Okay, now I believe you have something against Filipinos. Post a video of you sucking Filipino cock, otherwise I think you're racist.

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@MK11Jokes Why do you have so much hatred for Filipino fellatio?

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@BroTeamPills You riled them up with the activation word: Filipino

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@BroTeamPills Just don't do any interviews on the mountains.

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@LMcflarty @BroTeamPills Circum of course

[mr online @Absolunar]

I need a holographic Blowjon

[スリムクラブ真栄田 @slimmaeken]

ジムのお風呂でさ、潔癖症と思われる70代くらいのおじさんがいてさ。

自分が歩く床を、めっちゃ何度も何度もお湯かけて、キレイにして(本人はそう思っている感じ)歩くの。

その潔癖おじさんがさ、今日、俺が風呂に浸かっている目の前で、シャワーを自分の金玉袋に当てて洗ってるんだけど、そのいったん金玉袋に当たったシャワーが、全部オレの顔にかかるのよ。

「お前、床はキレイにするくせに、俺の顔の人権はどうなるの？」って

俺の見えてる世界はまるで

「ガソリンスタンドで、車に乗ったまま、車洗うマシーンの、目の前が金玉バージョン」でさ

思ったのはさ、あまりにも、何かを意識し過ぎている人って、逆に何か欠ける事あるよね。

俺は、風呂から出て、そのおじさんが床をを洗う以上に自分の顔を洗ったよ。

最後まで読んでくれてありがとうございました。

良かったらリポストお願いします。

[Rasmus Hansen @Rasmusmwh]

@BroTeamPills Stream saved by Nurny Battles. Thanks, Michael!

[Demolicious @Demolition_d]

freaky blueberries