BREAKING NEWS .!!!!🗞️🍑💦
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Let’s be honest for once, guys public pools are not as “clean” as they look. That blue water? Yoh, it’s carrying stories.
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Think about it properly: you ever notice that no one ever leaves the pool to go pee? You’ll see grown adults chilling in the water for three hours, sipping their beers 🍺🍺 & smiling but not once do they go to the toilet. You think they’re holding it? Haibo! They’re releasing it right there next to you!
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Kids are busy drinking Fanta & Sprite, splashing around with wide smiles while swimming in a chemical cocktail of pee, sweat, spit, and fart bubbles.
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Let’s not even talk about the other things. Some people are in that pool while on their periods, others with infections, & some with STIs that are basically having a pool party of their own.
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Then you have those who haven’t bathed for days, coming straight from the taxi sweaty, sticky, dusty & jumping right in like it’s baptism day.
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And people still open their mouths under the water, spitting & blowing bubbles like it’s fun meanwhile they’re tasting a community project of everyone’s fluids.
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So next time you’re chilling in that “clean” pool, just know you’re not floating in water… you’re marinating in human soup.
Factssssss 💥💦💦💦
John Cena might be coming back to his senses…
“I don’t wanna ruin wrestling, I love wrestling. I wanna take this home with me so after I’m gone you guys don’t forget about me.”
#SmackDown
@KaizerChiefs We need breaking news, Kanti when are we signing players? Are we waiting for season to start the we come up with excuses like last season.
@KaizerChiefs Can you please win please, u don't need to play beautiful football, please just win this for us and the chairman, we will deal with the rest later🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
BREAKING: The proposed #VAT increase has been reversed.
VAT will stay at 15%
The decision to forgo the increase follows extensive consultations with political parties, and careful consideration of the recommendations of the parliamentary committees. #eNCA