Terpene Dream

Omega Mu Man.

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It is NOT a coincidence that the Finale of RuPaul's Drag Race is the same weekend as #Wrestlemania. #WrestlingisDrag #DragisWrestling

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The guy doing the introductions for the Jake Paul fight sound like he's reading intros written by ChatGPT

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People mad about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. What are you? The kids of the people who got mad at Janet Jackson's Titty?

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I'm starting to think MAGA stands for Make America Grope Adolescents.

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Why are the people who get mad about someone "being woke", the same people who used to say, "Wake Up Sheeple!" Like what the fuck do you want bruh?

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I can't believe JD Vance killed the Pope.

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@HumansNoContext What every NPC in Schedule I ends up looking like

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Triple H's most underrated heel move was calling himself "The Game" and making so many of us lose it.

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The true metric for how popular a tweet was, isn't how many likes, bookmarks, or views it got.

It's how many OF bots reply to it.

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It is mind blowing to think a man nicknamed "The Con", is able to run one, against the ENTIRE GENERATION THAT GAVE HIM THE FUCKING NICKNAME

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@NostalgiaFolder

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@CeeHawk "Burger King isn't in the buisness of developing McDonalds employees"

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A lot of NFL talking heads seem to think there is no way the Browns would trade Myles Garrett to an in division rival.

Did....did yinz JUST start watching football in the last 2 years or something?

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The next time you say something that upsets some MAGAt, remember that it's federally compliant to say "Don't get your panties in a bunch, lady."

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All these memes about half the country is on fire while the other half is freezing, AND NON OF YOU USED THIS PICTURE? #USAMcDLT

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Look, I'm all for Marijuana Legalization, OBVIOUSLY

But you're never going to get an exchange like, "This is 9g of this strain called Dog Food, and then here's 6g of this strain I forgot the name of because of how high the Dog Food got me" from a Budtender.

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Why can't I request a specific Dasher @DoorDash

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I know it would never happen. But. I. Would. Watch. THE FUCK. Out of @teamfourstar guest hosting @Mythical for a week, or a month, or a year, whatevs.

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You know, Pro Wrestling fans have known we need to Hawk Tuah and spit on that Thang for years. It's just the Thang was supposed to be the Jaborni Hulk Hogan. #RIPShiek