Rat Protector

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

OH GOD NO!!!! IT'S THE BEGINNING OF RAT MATING SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

CAN RATS GET RABIES?!?! I'VE HAD A RASH FROM A RAT BITE ON MY NECK FOR 3 YEARS!!!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

I wish the rats would just burrow in the ground instead of MY SKIN!!!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

Watch the director of MyMusic live, right now talking MyMusic! http://t.co/cE9aRcIFWv

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

I fell in love with a rat once.............IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

You think RATS are bad? Mice are twice as terrifying!!!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

I WILL NEVER GET RID OF ALL THESE RAT BITES!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

Rodentry: It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

If only I could go back to Legoland.......

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

Being forced to watch Ratatouille! TOO MANY RATS!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

RATATOUILLE IS A LIE!!!! YOUR DREAMS WON'T COME TRUE!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

RAT BINGO MONDAY!!!!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

NOOO!! RT @NewsNewsman This just in: Rats are my best friends. Perhaps, I should go into the business of protecting them more on this at 11.

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

Time to find some rug candy for my rat Valentine!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

I've eaten cats before. I'm not proud.

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

Time to buy some rat pills for my rat bites!!! FUN FUN FUN!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

BACK TO MY LAIR WITH YOU @OldMetalMyMusic!!!!!

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS, I'VE FOUND YOU @OldMetalMyMusic

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

I'll have to bring along my rats. Couldn't find a rat sitter. RT @RaynaMyMusic come to my support group tomorrow?

[Rat Protector @RatProMyMusic]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a rat protector.