Dr. Slash

app state alum, pharmacist. (she/her)

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

my cupeth run over

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

They say we all eventually become our parents, and it’s something I’ve fought for years. But my mom and I showed up to Christmas tonight wearing the same shirt from Costco so

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

Reunited with my brother in NC and our road trip has reminded me of how we accidentally bullied one of our neighbors into not riding to high school with us anymore bc we’d blast metal with the windows down for the entire 30-min drive and she couldn’t take it

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

A reminder

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

Quality of life is exponentially better when there��s a loaf of sourdough bread in the house and that’s the simple truth

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

anyway I predict collapse soon so I’m on Tumblr @ judgebooty

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

this is a parody account obviously

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

when Twitter inevitably crashes are we migrating to Tumblr

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

#NewProfilePic

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My favorite weekend staffing game is “how much coffee can I drink before I ascend beyond this mortal plane”. I always lose

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

The weather is finally getting cold enough to listen only to music that hurts my feelings

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

@LegitForOnce Niche content

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

me sowing me reaping

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

My toxic trait is that I judge ppl for using the hospital cafeteria salad bar (gross) while I eat my hospital cafeteria sushi (totally safe)

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

firmly grasp it

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I drank 2 hazy IPAs last night and woke up in the woods surrounded by enemies

[Dr. Slash @Rat_Disco]

I always sit in my car in the parking lot for unreasonable amounts of time when I get home from work or stressful social events. Idk why it’s like a safe little liminal space that exists between worlds. Like a lil life intermission. If u see me sitting in my parked car don’t text