Sir Septimus Pyecroft

Ex pat Victorian gentleman about town bringing civilisation to the colonies.

[Sir Septimus Pyecroft @Rat_Medieval]

My old account @medieval_rat got hacked, whilst I hope to one day get it back I am here for the foreseeable.

Please ignore the other account.

[Sir Septimus Pyecroft @Rat_Medieval]

When you want to laugh at Harlequins, but remember that you have three of their players in your fantasy team.

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@critterladychgo @lizinrhyl I assure you it was a tongue in cheek comment aimed at my Chicago born wife 😄

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Thos whole English ethnicity argument.

Easy to solve.

If you get served the wrong dish in a restaurant and you say nothing to "not cause a fuss" You're English.

If you politely mention it, you're not English

If you create a scene you are likely American.

You're welcome.

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@B_W_Marshall Less said about that the better 😃

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Not single Dennis Waterman. ☹️ Decent choices to be fair.

[🍀Sausage🐯 @SteveSonLad109]

List your top 5 TV series songs/music.

Mine are (in no order)

1. Maybe Tomorrow (The Littlest Hobo).

2. The Unknown Stuntman (The Fall Guy).

3. Meet The Veggies (from Mr Bloom’s Nursery on CBeebies)

4. Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers)

5. Knight Rider.

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@B_W_Marshall Nor

"Here is the clock, the Trumpton clock. Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton."

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@TheHat64285270 Very true to life

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@MercerCait Stanley Green.

Small exhibition about him at Gunnersbury museum.

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Thanks for the laughs all 😃���
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Peter Cushing to the Police

"Now have a seat, this will take some explaining"
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Claw marks.
"He bit me"

Beginning to think he's not cut out for this werewolf hunting lark.

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No one likes clearing up after a party, but he's got his work cut out.
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@Liv_in_past Probs lyvehy I don't get invited out much.

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Simple way to sort this.

"Who here can lick their own balls/lady garden?"

Right there's your werewolf right there.
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This is just me trying to get worming tablets down River's throat whilst Abby machine guns helicopters in the background.

Typical Tuesday really.

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Sadly I never seem to get asked to these type of dinner parties
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@DeoNonFortuna3 I was going a gay Albert Popwell

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I just keep thinking whenever he is in that room he'll say. "And today we are going through the round window"
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I'll be able to tell by the sneezing.
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Some medieval silver merchant had a brilliant sales idea.

"Here me out, Werewolves"'
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"Look pal, I'm not taking orders from anyone dressed as a French mime, now do one Marcel pissing Marceau"
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