Sam Abrams

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

@Sons_of_Anarchy Opie saying this is how my wife felt. then shooting that bitch.

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

RT @ pattonoswalt "I was on the cover of TIME 23 years ago! Now put the lotion in the FUCKINGBASKET!"

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

RT @ Filmdrunk Our dog just came in the bathroom while I was peeing and pissed on the floor while staring me in the eyes the whole time.

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

@pattonoswalt what about Richard Hell and also The Dead Boys.

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

look monkey im not a dog dont fucking snap at me.

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

clint eastwood would have a field day here. #toomanyzipperheads

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

im here #calmdown. brain is a nazi. #racism

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

didnt watch the grammys all i saw was dave grohl wearing a slayer shirt. #brutal #dontcareatall

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

An Iowa woman gave birth to a baby weighing almost 14 pounds. After leaving the hospital, she plans on renting her pussy out as a dry dock.

[kaitlin olson @KaitlinOlson]

I am so uncomfortable... http://t.co/1dXo0I72

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

man at the bar please stop hitting on my mom at the bar. i would like to go home #momsalush

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

today at work i learned that middle easterns are like asians they have small dicks. #bartalks

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

#llama coat is everywhere

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

@frankie2pants #llamacoat

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

@skeebs17 its #manlovetime

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

gingers are so pasty white its gross. #icanseethoughyourskin

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

@fuhriebraun that is crazy

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

@fuhriebraun isnt that the best.

[Sam Abrams @Rat_stick]

why is @SunniUpdate following me I'm a jew #youdontlikeme