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truth or dare

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Lesson of the day: keep a handful of honey wheat pretzels in your pocket at all times

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If you eat honey wheat pretzel twists at a social gathering, you can drown out the noise of people talking~~~

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This older lady at work has been calling me Rachel for MONTHS and it cracks me up that I haven’t corrected her

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IMNOTYOURGIRLFRIENDBABY

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Broke a couple hearts this year but hey, self growth am I right???

AM I?!?!?!

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Not me loving my waiter checking up on me lol *bats eyelashes*

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You go, girl
Trust those instincts!

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Not feeling your latest crush anymore?? But also unsure if it’s a true feeling or just a mood?

Let 3-4 shots of tequila decide to break things off in the middle of Taqueria Arandas for you!!!!!!

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I will never understand the people who ask others “so, how is life?” Like…. I just met you tonight, get the fuck out of my face

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My cat doesn’t care for shrimp but he sure loves him some scallops 🐈 🧡 ✨

And I’ll never forget that about him

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@elonmusk I think I love you but I know I’d have your babies

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@elonmusk I think I love you but I know I’d have your babies

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@elizableu @andst7 @BrandonDrey @realDailyWire Terrible

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@AlexisWischan uhmmm your profile pic is giving me life #justsaying

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@elonmusk 👀

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I’d have Elon Musk’s baby, no questions about it~

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Y’all

I am legit that bitch who goes to bars by herself and people watches (not much else to do)

I don’t care!!! Call me out on it. Let’s chat, I’m lonely as hell lol

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I’m buying Plan B and chick behind me is buying AZO pills… hope she’s doing alright down there

#SlutSquad at a Walgreens near you

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Someone said they missed my monotone voice LOL #dead

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Surely not