Rachel Edwards

funny. kinda.

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Half my day is spent looking for where I put down my coffee or water

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Both of my Uber drivers this evening were women. I’ve never felt safer going out in NYC

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Audience member with the most annoying laugh completely ruined Mark Normand’s special for me! Anyone else? It’s all you can hear.

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Having imposter syndrome is so conceited. Like bitch, how do you think you’re capable of tricking so many people??

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

@darianjaeee Dammit!! I fly home on the 16th :/:/

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

@darianjaeee Yes!! When? I’m going for Julia’s graduation too! If it’s the same weekend let’s link up!

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

@darianjaeee Are you going to be in cruces?

[NLC🎈 @caramiilk_]

Raise your hand if you never want to see Vanessa lachey on your tv screen again #LoveIsBlindLIVE #LoveIsBlindS4 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[bonniesmom.eth @lialankford]

me waiting for Netflix to get their shit together so we can watch the love is blind live reunion

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Just tried to take my adderall with coffee through a straw… Forgetting I just got a #lipflip.
The coffee dribbled out of my mouth while the small adderall pill backwashed down the straw into the coffee.

How’s your Friday going?

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Wore a bra today and I just flat out don’t understand why these things exist

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

You know the episode in Friends where they throw the ball for 10 hours?

My dog loves that shit 🐾

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Ok but what happens when you actually get the thing you manifest?

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

Getting Panhellenic flashbacks in my work meetings today ✌🏻

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

I just discovered my kindle fits in my lulu belt bag and I don’t even know why this isn’t the only bag I own! Iykyk

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

These People really go to work everyday?? I could never

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

When it clicks that “being back on my bullshit” is really just my fun little way of hopping back into an eating disorder 🙃

[Rachel Edwards @RatchRach33]

How have I been sleeping on the masked singer?!

[Frandys @fernsy9]

Ency crying and begging is actually more embarrassing than Genevieve trying to leave over the itch/pain argument. This show is melting my brain #bachelorinparadise