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@sabina4534 ello

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@johnbrodish hey John, send me a DM

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Love? F*ck that. HeartBreaks? I had that. Chances? I gave that. Going back? Im past that. Moved on? Believe that. Miss you? F*ck that.

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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

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Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

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Oh Lord, this girl better rewind her attitude before I fast forward her ass whooping....

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Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

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#ReasonsWhyWeDontGetAlong You're Ratchet.

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I don't care how old you are, if you don't respect me I'm not respecting you.

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If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That hoe has everything in that backpack.

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My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

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Girl: Baby Take Me Some Where Expensive! Boy: Okay *Pulls Into Gas Station* Girl: WHY WE STOP HERE!! Boy: BITCH! You See Those Prices

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Smile at the hoes who hate you.

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Oomf can get it now, next week, tomorrow, tomorrow morning, tomorrow night and should've got it yesterday.

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"What does IDK mean?" "I don't know." "OMG NOBODY KNOWS!"

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Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

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#WhyDoYouThinkItsOkayTo Cheat?