The Caffeinated One

Level-1 healer. PGY-am I doing this. Even at the best of times I'm out of my mind. A ronin wandering the wasteland of medicine. The Great Clown Pagliacci. AuDHD

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@aallleeexxxxxx1 boobs have the power to overcome all

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And now we're too gone, naked on your futon

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When we were heavy smoking in your ride, it started snowing. We were way too gone to notice what a lost cause we were

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SPYRO IS BACK!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Spyro: A Realm Beyond coming to Switch 2, Xbox, PS5, and Steam in Spring 2027

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Yearning hard or hardly yearning?

Actually yearning while hard, but tomato tomato potato potato

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@bunniethegirl If it's not about Bunnie, do we even care?

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Living the trinket life

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@balon3ybun Big win indeed 🎉🎉

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Something just fell and hit the floor in another room in my apt.....I guess this is the end for me

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@crashbandiboob So it was a good workout yesterday then 💪(surprisingly there's no dumbbell emoji....who knew)

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The pain of separation. The wonder of isolation.

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@balon3ybun This is making me nervous. You can do this!!

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A little bit more Saros? Sure why not. I'm gonna clear it soon. I can feel it!!!

https://t.co/ZGOnmu95Fs

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Goddam those unplanned Saturday midday naps on the couch hit DIFFERENT

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@cellophanebee Yes!! I was awake for this tweet!! You too!!

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Everyone who hasn't played Stellar Blade yet, there's still time before the sequel comes out. See what all the hype is about! DO IT!!

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Me every time one of those fuckers was on the screen while I was watching the Backrooms:

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! STELLAR BLADE IS BACK!!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY 😭😭😭

[IGN @IGN]

Stellar Blade: Blood Rain is REAL #ignsummerofgaming

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@cellophanebee I hope yours is so much better!!

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@muppetspice OMG

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OMG I can hear crickets outside?!?! Or I'm hallucinating.....but i swear the night has been so....silent lately. The return of the crickets is very much welcome