𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

@Xbox @Marvel #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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[beeple @beeple]

WOOO WOOO!!! MY FIRST BOOK!!!

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[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

The true Master Chief vs Doomslayer face off

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

Finally beat DOOM ETERNAL on NIGHTMARE MODE!!! What a hell of a game!

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

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[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

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[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

Milk is a sauce. Change my mind.

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

Finally got my @brianheadresort Season Pass! Can’t wait to shred this winter 🤘🏼🏂🏔

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

I accidentally put the extra premium gas instead of the regular unleaded into my truck, and now whenever I honk, it yells “PARDON ME, COMING THROUGH!”

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

Hi yes hello I’m 21 now, send good vibes.

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

You really out here bringing a chair to a spoon fight?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me drunk af in the back of an Uber admiring my city.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I hope you're as unprepared for this question as I was

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

I need a quick nap zip zap

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

All these masks are good for are emergency napkins

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

What the M&M’s in the vending machine see

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝔾𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Ratchetgman]

Bold of you to assume I wasn’t the friend that jumped off the bridge first