The Strawberry Scaries

Dad, Organic Farmer, Bowl Carver, Furniture Maker, & Cook.
If you like my work, please buy something from my website.

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

Thread of Rotating Bowls
https://t.co/D97R2hXz59

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

New Black Walnut Salad Bowl
#22346-1
Gouge textured exterior
Polished interior
~11" x 11" x 5"
$210

[saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo]

Nothing is better for the self-esteem than being a mildly attractive woman walking into a plumbing supply house

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

This guy keeps posting about the border. Don't you know you are running in Ohio? What are you talking about?
Lake Erie?

[Team Moreno @teammoreno2024]

PATRIOTS – We need your help. Radicals who want to destroy our America First values are lining up to give to Sherrod Brown in the race for Ohio’s Senate seat.

President Trump and Bernie need more patriots like you to join us NOW so we can beat the America LAST establishment!

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

Made a serious upgrade to our irrigation system because of the heat dome.
This is about a 65' radius and there is a reel at the other end of the hose that automatically pulls it back down the path to cover a 280' long run.

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

Garden update

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"if you put 100 straight and bi women of our age and average sexual experience in a room together, they could write an authoritative compendium on straight male kink in an afternoon, from their own direct experience or that of women they know. I said I presumed he knew that a cro

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@thermo_vending @sweatystartup Potato potato

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Hey @sweatystartup I am 3 years into your tomato scheme and I am hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt on the infrastructure to keep these tomatoes thriving.
When do you think I should cash out?

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@antiant29070815 @ReviewsPossum The area in red contains some of the worst grazing ground in the US, some potato fields, and about a third of our lentil production.
Also, coal.

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@ReviewsPossum Apparently you also don't know where food comes from?

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@Pedinska @sweatystartup The kit for a greenhouse like that is a little over $22k plus you need a big well and a few months of labor to put it up

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@Pedinska @sweatystartup It was a funny post bc it both wildly underestimates how prolific 10 tomato plants would be and underestimates how many you could afford to cultivate.
Like, one sungold plant produces many thousand seeds, but a big greenhouse like my new one can only hold 400 of them to maturity

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

@punished_stu @sweatystartup I called it the pomodoro method.
I am trademarking this unless someone else already has

[Logan M. Davis @LoganMDavis]

NEW: On ballot initiatives & holy wars

https://t.co/NWoUHd1g3x

[The Strawberry Scaries @RateMySalad]

@fishontherun2 In 1945, the Federal Railroad Administration mandated that trains would need to install in-cab signalling if they wanted to go 80+ mph. The class 1 railroads just limited their speed to 79mph.
The authors of the ACA should have known better

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Attention tech investors: are you sick of wasting your money on boring pointless websites? Try wasting your money with me, on interesting farm and woodworking projects.
Dm for details

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@nilaRdivaD And frogs.
And hopefully newts.

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Tadpole fest

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https://t.co/TjjNKTyv7F

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I've been posting some good gardening stuff over one Bluesky.
The gardening feed is very positive over there.

[Robert Flom @RichHomieFlom]

The funniest Clippers thing of all time is happening which is James Harden is emphatically showing up for a tough playoff series and almost nobody else on the team is.