Horse Ratings

Rating your h*ckin cute horses. Inspired by We Rate Dogs. @ me or DM pics to receive ratings.

[Horse Ratings @Rate_Horses]

Welcome to new followers. Reminder that we will be honored to rate your horses if you @ or DM us their pic(s) and name. 😃

[Horse Ratings @Rate_Horses]

This is Smokey. She's about to graduate from fireman training. We are very proud of her. 15/10 please congratulate Smokey

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This is Kit. She demonstrates an understanding of the importance of hygiene, knows how to dress herself, and applies herself at work. 14/10 better at adulting than some actual adults

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This is KC. Goal in life is to be a professional treat tester. It's never too late to follow your dreams, KC. 13/10 I support you. https://t.co/oTdhQm0mkc

[Barn Cat Manager @CatchingHorses]

@Rate_Horses This is KC. 20-something QH.

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This is Karma. Wants you to look at her tongue. Do what she says. 15/10 Karma is the boss. https://t.co/0YjK8dciRh

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This is JC. Word on the street is that he's a turkey disguised as a horse. Is it true, JC? Because we can't rate turkeys. But the costume is pretty convincing... 14/10 just to be safe

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This is Ziggy. Officially recognized as 2017's Most Huggable Horse, but is very humble about it. 13/10 Excellent tongue slip. https://t.co/4juaL4aJXN

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This is Carousel. Has a peculiar love of getting dressed up all fancy to go around in circles. 14/10 more fun than a carnival

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Excuse me, I am not qualified to rate actual gods, which this photo subject clearly is. Please only send pictures of horses. This is Horse Ratings, not Deity Ratings. (ok, ok, 16/10 a very nice god)

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This is Zoom. Earned his name from how fast he zooms into your heart. Way better than a boyfriend. 16/10 absolutely unbeatable. https://t.co/Z3MZfCnc2k

[L Dungan @ThePolishedEqu]

@Rate_Horses This is Zoom (Le-Zoom-Z).💕🍀🐴

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This is Gracie Lou. Smiling is her favorite. Left a successful career in the customer service industry to become a tack and blanket model. 13/10 good choice, Gracie Lou

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This is Ginny. Famous for her role as a pretty redhead in the hit book and movie series "Hairy Trotter" 14/10 Don't miss the sneaky tongue slip

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@liz_stoll Henlo. Currently backed up with lots of messages and running on about a 10-day delay. I will rate your horse, promise! 😃
(forecast calls for a 100% chance of being an excellent horse)

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This is Hemingway. He's actually famous. Can be found in the dictionary under "handsome" and again under "suave"
15/10 will charm your socks off

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This is Impact. Quite striking. Name perfectly reflects the effect he has on your life when you meet him. 13/10 H*ckin unforgettable.

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This is Kalli. Winner of several prestigious awards, including "Shiniest Horse" and "Best Kisser." 14/10 She loved the trophies so much she ate them.

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This is Gunner. Always happy to show you his good side in photos. Freezes up when you try to photograph his bad side. 15/10 We can empathize, Gunner.

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This is Nymphadora. Doesn't have to lie down and roll to make snow angels, because she knows she is already a perfect angel, thank-you-very-much. 13/10 where is her halo??

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This is Jay. Wanted to be a My Little Pony (already pre-decorated!), but was rejected due to size. They don't know what they're missing. 14/10 We nominate Jay to star in a new show, My Big Pony https://t.co/Mwgp9NQPKD

[morgue @cipralexmilk]

@Rate_Horses pls rate my pon Jay has a heart marking + eats everything

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This is Cadet. Has "Work hard, Play hard" down pat. Would also like to add "sleep hard." 15/10 Cadet is my king.

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This is Lola. Recovering treat addict. Will turn the pony charm up to 11 to get what she wants, but with an adorable face like that can you blame her? 16/10 Knows what she likes.