Patrick G

Independent. Can eat a gallon cardboard box of Goldfish in one sitting. The fastest runner on my street, I think.

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

Seems unnecessary that @CNN is covering my ex’s return flight from vacation, but thanks for the update!

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons

ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

Pope from the Top Rope!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Today’s theme

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Margaret Thatcher died 13 years ago today

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

A first look at next season from @cjacobsen23 👀

What would you change?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump giving Iran another 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

@BarstoolBigCat Alright, Game 6.

[Pickswise @Pickswise]

My brain every single day in March:

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

If Democrats actually wanted to win elections, this would have been the rebuttal to the #SOTU.

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

For those struggling:

If @POTUS learns that Prince Andrew says "it" while under interrogation, Trump is going to flood the zone.

Again. For like the 9th time.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime opening dubbed to English

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

Posted October 1.

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

@Ring, an @Amazon company, rolls out Search Party - a feature that uses your outdoor cameras to look for "lost dogs" reported by neighbors, and then using #AI to see if any "dogs" visible on your camera are "lost".

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Did we really expect the people who normalized school kids being massacred, to do anything about kids being raped?

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Telling the government to arrest the pedophiles is like telling Miley Cyrus to arrest Hannah Montana.

[Patrick G @RatedPTG]

@DPiper247 I thought I was the only one who let out an abnormally loud “HA!” when I saw this headline.

God bless the Irish defense against inferior opponents facing a 3rd and long.

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Turns out I don't have ADHD--i just need everything explained to me via 2000s emo music

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

SIMPLE‼️ 😳