Wade Wilson

Well, well, Mr. Bigshot. Ya found my twitter profile! Congrats on finding the glory that is me, Deadpool! Now run along, numbnuts! #Mature #4thWallBreaker #Duh

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@ChinaWhiteArrow "Probably buy just /a ton/ of guns and ammo."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@LucyofRome "Mostly English and good ol' Español."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@ChinaWhiteArrow He immediately follows behind her.

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@LucyofRome "I do a bit of dabbling in several languages."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@LucyofRome "Si, tienes razon! Y tengo hambre por muchas chimichangas!" He says in an overdramatic and excited voice.

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@IAmSpiderGwen He pulls up his mask, grabbing a slice. "Ah, the things I find on Mulberry Street..."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@ChinaWhiteArrow "Oh-ho-ho... Yes pleeeease!"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

The Regenerating Degenerate stuffs a hand grenade into @IAmGwenPool's mask. "Hiya, G-Pooly!"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

Wade sits on his mysteriously stained couch, watching 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' alone.

"... THE CLUSTERFUCK IS THIS?! THAT'S NOT ME!"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@ChinaWhiteArrow "Who writes the checks in your little operation?"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar -- Looks off into the distance. "It's my true passion..."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar He salutes her, grinning behind his mask. "Already on my to-do list! Every. Single. Day." His tone becomes dramatic as he --

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar "I just have to be... Deadpool. That's me, hi, I'm Deadpool."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar He let's out a loud laugh. "I always have the time for disembowelment!"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar "That's usually what it comes down to. Or, at least, partial dismemberment. Orrrr disembowelment."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar "Muchas gracias! Most people hate it. 'Cause they're stupid and mean... Those dicks."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar He claps his hands and points to her. "Wonderful thinking. Ya got quite the head on your shoulders."

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

"... Son of a FUCK!"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

@OfLoveAndWar "Ohhhhh, lady, you have /NO/ idea!"

[Wade Wilson @RatedR4Boobies]

"I have yet to get naked. So, no! Ya haven't." https://t.co/ny30kKP7Ur

[Rose Conner @OfLoveAndWar]

"Well, looks like I missed everything."