Ratford J. King

My friends call me Rat King. But you can call me Daddy.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Honestly, fuck Picasso.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

#crotchstuff

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Ah beans. Looks like us rats have to vacate. Right @realDonaldTrump ?

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

You’re welcome my friends. ;)
@realDonaldTrump
#dontunderestimatethepowerofrats
#plaguetime #ripeass

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Give me one of them hotdogs.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Even rats hate racism.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Goddamn my breath smells worse than @tanamongeau’s cooter

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

I said it once and I’ll say it again. Fuck Woodrow Wilson.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

About to twitch live in @PostMalone’s pubic hair.

#clout

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

I spy with my beady eye. ASS.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Live fast. Eat trash.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

You wouldn’t by any chance mind going down on ass, would you?

#ass

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Fuck Indiana

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Nothing like going to pound town in a vat of garbage while watching Star Wars the Clone Wars. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Omg. The true rat king complimented my plague. #clout #wedidthat

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....And then came a Plague, a great and powerful Plague, and the World was never to be the same again! But America rose from this death and destruction, always remembering its many lost souls, and the lost souls all over the World, and became greater than ever before!

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Nothing like retiring to a big pile of steaming sewage. Stay fresh, cheese bags. #nightynight

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

@realDonaldTrump I completely agree. You are the true Rat King.

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

Brb. Finding some ripe, infected ass to bite at the Huntington Beach protest. #yummy

[Ratford J. King @RatfordK]

I can’t seem to choose what to have for lunch. Garbage that smells like ass? Or ass that smells like garbage? #decisions