Ostensibly, Orion

Bartender, Philosophy Grad. Intolerable at dinner parties. He/Him

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Me, irl

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Fuck Musk

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@hankgreen Just an absolutely yoked Hank Green in oakleys and a muscle tee telling you “hey dude, don’t eat grass”

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@manforoneseason Tattooing my case on my chest like I’m in Memento so I can sprint full tilt into OG

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@Jacbenj You’re going to love my new bar: “12 cases buried in strategic deadrop locations around your local park and for $50 + COG’s I’ll give you a map”

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I for one support our new "X" overlords. I can't wait to say to my children "Yeah when we didn't like something we would all get on the internet and tweet about it" and sound absolutely deranged.

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@samreich “The Old Southern Uncle Opener”

After sitting down and shaking hands with your opponent to start the match, keep insisting “that’s not a REAL handshake”, forcing them to shake firmer and more vigorously until they accidentally knock over their own king, conceding the game to you

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@zoddybody @broderick The line from Fury is “I’m sorry about the show, we thought it best to break it to you slowly”. They didn’t want him to wake up in a modern hospital and be freaked out and confused, the plan was to let him get oriented then explain the situation in a comfortable environment.

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@BrennanLM @samreich @PoutineDragon @GameChangerSam Important Info: The expansions (Oceania, European and Asia) are all backwards compatible with the base game, thus enabling you to quadruple your potential for bird knowledge. Godspeed, Noble Hero 🧙‍♂️

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@markovictory I’ve rewired my brain such that ever time I get to draw a card from a deck I get a little spike of dopamine.

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I’m surprises me when someone is like, “Oh James Corden actually is a bit of a dickhead”. One of his most famous sketches is about him refusing to share food at a family dinner before storming off like a pissbaby. Nightmare blunt rotation material through and through.

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Obsessed with these stories of James Corden being terrible

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10 free websites so useful they should come pre-bookmarked on every browser:

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@ZachWeiner “Condemn”

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@erikaishii Killer vibes 🔥 Whatcha drinking?

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This motherfucker bit my punchline on my bucks weekend no less. Someone call watchmojo bc I have another anime betrayal for the top 10

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@IngrahamAngle

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@hocks42 Rules 2 and 4 of bad cards. “Different cards appeal to different players” and “power level is relative”. Is this going to make any impact on competitive formats? No. Am I gunna jam it into my Ramos “oops all charms” edh deck and have a great time? Yes. Yes i will.

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@weaponsexpert69 Same energy

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@samreich Is filming within the studio a hard and fast limit for production, or is Game Changer on location something that’s potentially on the cards for the future?

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@weaponsexpert69 Damn, just a slab of beer and some smokes then.

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@weaponsexpert69 Uuuuuh yeah can I get a X̷̡̝̙̓̍̂̓̔̈́͋̏̿͛̑̊̈́̒̎̆̃̉̆͒͝͝͠͠͠k̴͖̺̱͈͉̤̘̘͓̪̤͙̉̑͂̑͌̋̽͒͌͋̌̽̆̏͝͝ͅd̶̢̢̨̡̨̩̲͓̳͚͎̣̦̞͖͇͖̬̫̪̟̆̆̇̇̐̋͊̎̏̽͌̀̕͘̚͘͜͠͠͝ǫ̷̨̡̡̬̖̗̩̳̞͙̱̫̩̥̮̤͕̳̰̳̠͔̬̝̪̻̜̼̰͚͔̌̂̊͊̇̿̔̅̋̌̈́͐̊̀̂͑͂̓͌̃̏̽̉̋̚͘̕̕̕͘͠͝͝͠n̵̡̢̨̗̣̯̖̲͚̻̼̤̱͇̯̣̫͎̭̥͌̔̈́̄̏̔̆͐̈͐̒́͋͆͆̚͠͝f̸̡̨̨̭͙̻̦͉̪̦͚̖̯̟̹̻̬̼̳͓͔̬̘̻̝̫̓?