John Ratz

he/him/his // I like story machines. These views are mine.

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@finestsoup Is this in a collection? What's the name of it?

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@CantEverDie Where is that first one?

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Here’s my speech in front of the state capital in Madison, Wisconsin.

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there is much pain and suffering in the world but not in this room (the room where I just finished veilguard and had a good time)

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No it's just the feeling like shit now

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Feel like shit but man what if omaha decides the election

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain for enfants riches déprimés

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Democrats displaying canny political acumen and a desire to win, it's a brand new day

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Yes I haven't played this game since 2022 but now I am Sun Jian and I must spend all of my free time seizing the mandate of heaven

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Every time I get sucked back into total war games it's like I suddenly return to a part-time job that I disappeared from with no explanation

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@la_balita_ This is honestly a jumpscare

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10 years later and the dragon age particles are once again flooding my body

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Fury Road is the fully realized version of The Road Warrior and Furiosa is the fully realized version of the original Mad Max imo, so that makes TRW and Furiosa equal to me- in different ways!

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Saw Furiosa- impossible to think about it without Fury Road, and while it doesn't match that film, it's a great counterpart that swaps the focus of its predecessor for a truly sweeping epic.

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In light of his passing, my hottest LOTR take is that Bernard Hill is doing the best acting in the trilogy.

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The eclipse pic I got from spending my 1.33 minutes of totality wisely

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Dune part II... that's cinema