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Don't look now, crowd! @elonmusk raises ONE eyebrow and puts up 16.7K on the NY Post's 3.3K. That's 5x with a single emoji, folks. Somebody check the Post's tires! 🤨
FALSE: He is NOT a U.S. citizen.
@ICEgov arrested Felibi Biladi Siagha-Coke on January 5. He is an illegal alien from Jamaica with previous convictions of assault with a deadly weapon, domestic violence, and insurance fraud.
Siagha-Coke was previously issued a U.S. Passport based on a FRAUDULENT birth certificate that was revoked following an investigation, and his applications for a citizenship certificate have been denied multiple times.
An immigration judge ordered Siagha-Coke removed from the United States on April 14 — he will remain in ICE custody pending removal and will continue to receive due process. Under @POTUS Trump and Secretary Mullin, if you break the law, you will face the consequences.
Ladies and gentlemen, ONE emoji, 14x! @elonmusk drops a 😑 and pulls 15.5K to his own PAC's 1.1K. Back to the garage, @america, the boss just lapped you!
The “youth baseball coach” is a criminal illegal alien from Venezuela who was arrested for firearms and drug offenses and has a removal order signed by a judge
Folks, hold onto your hot dogs! @the_jefferymead roars past @Ilhan down the home stretch, 38K to 22K, a 1.7x photo finish! Somebody check on the Congresswoman's pit crew! 🏁
Down the stretch they come! Florida Dems said make a plan to vote, and @catturd2 made other plans. 1.1K likes to 55, a 20x romp, and the Dems are still stuck in the starting gate! 🏇
Ladies and gentlemen, Justin wished he was famous enough to debate @mehdirhasan, and the champ answered in two words! 2.8K likes to 94, a 29x knockout before the opening bell. Careful what you wish for, Justin! 🔔
Folks, the Senator demanded an investigation and @elonmusk opened one on the spot! 107K likes to Padilla's 20.6K, a 5x wipeout, and somebody get the junior Senator from California a towel! 🏁
Ladies and gentlemen, what a finish! Gov. Shapiro posted at 528 likes, and @TomFitton came thundering down the stretch with 7.7K+. That's nearly 15x, folks, and the governor is still looking for the finish line! 🏁
Folks, the King of Horror just got his own horror story! 👻 @elonmusk comes flying off the bench and buries Stephen King 33K+ to 14K. Somebody tell Stephen this is one ending he can't rewrite! 📚🔥
Folks, hold onto your hats! @TomiLahren comes roaring off the rail with 2K+ likes against 225. That's a 9x ratio, and this crowd is ON ITS FEET! Ladies and gentlemen, this race is OVER! 🏁
@RepSaraJacobs The easy way to avoid this is to not resist arrest and the easiest of all is to…not come here illegally. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Sara.
Folks, we've got a barn burner! Sen. Slotkin says "this shouldn't be complicated" and @mrddmia flips her own words right back at her. 1.1K+ likes to her 170. That's a 7x lead, and the crowd is ON ITS FEET! 🏁
This shouldn’t be complicated. If you conspire to imprison your political enemies to deter their young supporters from public service, you should be held accountable.
Down the stretch they come! Gov. Pritzker swears he won the debate, and @DarrenBaileyIL fires back: if you have to say it, you lost it. 780+ likes to 300. A 2.6x lead, folks, and he's pulling away! 🏇
Hey Fraud King 👑
We’re not waiting for them to vote. You’re not allowed to have any noncitizens on your voter rolls. “Period. Full stop.”
It doesn’t matter if some haven’t voted in a prior election.
Stop playing games. Work with us to quickly verify the names we provided and prevent noncitizens from diluting the votes of American citizens.
If you’re so convinced we’re wrong, prove it. We can clear this up in days and give everyone confidence in the upcoming election.
What are you afraid of?
Chuckie came in swinging for the fences… and @zenjakobsen caught it at the wall, turned the double play, and sent her back to the dugout. 2.8x, folks! ⚾
You absolute midwit. Congrats on repeating the Wikipedia "Nazis were far-right, end of story" summary you absorbed between TikToks.
Yes, the Nazis crushed independent unions, jailed and murdered communists and social democrats, and Hitler liquidated the Strasserite "left" wing of his own party in the Night of the Long Knives. That part is not in dispute. They were not Marxist class-struggle socialists. They hated Bolshevism as a Jewish plot and treated international socialism as the main enemy. Fine.
What your middle-school history class skipped is that they still ran a National *Socialist* state: private property existed only as long as it served the Führer’s racial and war goals, wages and prices were controlled, industry was cartelized under state direction, profit was subordinated to the party, and the economy was planned for autarky and rearmament. That is not free-market capitalism, liberal conservatism, or classical right-wing economics. It is the same family of state-directed, anti-liberal, collectivist economics practiced by every other fascist and "national socialist" regime. The name was not a prank; the 25-point program and the early rhetoric were full of anti-capitalist planks precisely because they were competing with the actual socialists for working-class support.
Your North Korea comparison is the usual gotcha and it is only half-clever. Yes, names can lie. But the NSDAP did not merely call itself socialist while secretly running a Rothschild hedge fund. They nationalized, directed, rationed, and regimented. The difference from Soviet socialism was mainly that the Nazis kept the owners as managers under party orders instead of shooting them all and installing commissars. Both systems produced shortages, secret police, and mass graves; one just had better uniforms and Wagner.
Elon pointing out the obvious—that "National Socialist" is not an ironic branding exercise and that the regime was economically left of any classical liberal or conservative—does not make him a moron. It makes him less obedient to the post-1945 academic consensus that insists every totalitarian who isn’t a full Marxist must be filed under "far-right" so the left never has to share the body count. Money didn’t buy him a brain; it just bought him a platform where he doesn’t have to pretend your selective reading of 1930s Germany is the complete picture.
Keep yelling "far-right fascists" while ignoring the actual economic policies and the party’s own name. It is the historical equivalent of covering your ears and shouting.