🛰 Ratio Service

Official Ratio Alert Service. We track and quantify the worst takes on Twitter. 📉📊📡

PARODY. NOT THE REAL USGS.

FFS Twitter.

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Attention Citizen Scientists:

We now resume intermittent observation of ratio activity with support from @ProgActNet, a leftist collective of artists & activists that all benefit from each other's labor.

Please report ratio events to us at @RatioService tagging #RektorScale.

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

The National Eugenics Director is experiencing a massive ratio event caused by Saying The Quiet Part Loud followed by Transparent and Clumsy Attempt to Walk It Back.

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Our board is deliberating that going forward, the default metric for ratios will be retweets with comments to retweets without comments.

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🚨 DOUBLE RATIO ALERT 🚨

With both more replies than retweets and almost 3x the quote tweets than retweets, a massive ratio event registering...oh who gives a fuck anymore?

#DefundThePolice #FuckTrump
#ACAB

Keep ratioing these assholes in the streets where it really counts.

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@MikeGravel @JohnDelaney He's already experiencing a severe ratio event because of this.

https://t.co/0WFTZZs4AT

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

A 7.8 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in Occupying-A-Debate-Slot-That-Should-Belong-To-@MikeGravel Twitter.

#DropOutDelaney

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

A 7.8 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in Occupying-A-Debate-Slot-That-Should-Belong-To-@MikeGravel Twitter.

#DropOutDelaney

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@cunningman45 @RepMarkWalker @RATIO_WATCHER https://t.co/GKHM4b6yws

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

Yesterday, an 8.3 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale struck Only-Upset-They-Are-Saying-The-Quiet-Parts-Loud Twitter.

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

Yesterday, an 8.3 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale struck Only-Upset-They-Are-Saying-The-Quiet-Parts-Loud Twitter.

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

A massive ratio event registering 8.2 on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in Pathologically-Confuses-Disavowing-And-Basking-In Twitter.

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We can't keep up.

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Dear Twitter,

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@Stallinguist Oh my she's had a massive meltdown. Giant #CloobeckCluster. If she hasn't deleted her account by tomorrow, we'll look at this and a few others.

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@eddkim90 Sure does. One of many terrible ones recently. We're a little overwhelmed at the moment, but we estimate something around a 6.0 on the #RektorScale. Pretty bad.

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@Swaggy_C12 https://t.co/4dj7vQukLf

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🚨 EXTREME RATIO ALERT 🚨

A devastating ratio event registering ⚡10.0⚡ on the #RektorScale struck Previewing-Their-Fascist-Constitutional-Revisions Twitter.

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🚨 EXTREME RATIO ALERT 🚨

A devastating ratio event registering ⚡10.0⚡ on the #RektorScale struck Previewing-Their-Fascist-Constitutional-Revisions Twitter.

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

A massive 8.1 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in White-Supremacy Twitter.

The quoted tweet stated 350 languages are spoken in America.

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

A 7.7 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale is just underway epicentered in RNC-Strategists-Who-Don't-Know-Stevens-Retired-9-Years-Ago Twitter.

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@MishkaForbes @HouseDemocrats @Drew_Hammill It peaked at 6.6 on the #RektorScale last night and has settled to a 6.5.

https://t.co/xMSEfIiBzf

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🚨 RATIO ALERT 🚨

A ratio event reading 6.4 on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in Fighting-Harder-Against-Their-Own-Members-Than-Against-Literal-Child-Concentration-Camps Twitter.

The tweet's attached image is below.

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🚨 SEVERE RATIO ALERT 🚨

Yesterday, a 9.1 magnitude ratio event on the #RektorScale struck Terrified-Of-Their-Own-Irrelevance Twitter.

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🚨 RATIO ALERT 🚨

A ratio event reading 6.4 on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in Fighting-Harder-Against-Their-Own-Members-Than-Against-Literal-Child-Concentration-Camps Twitter.

The tweet's attached image is below.

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@HumanistReport We agree.

https://t.co/xMSEfIiBzf

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🚨 RATIO ALERT 🚨

A ratio event reading 6.4 on the #RektorScale is currently underway epicentered in Fighting-Harder-Against-Their-Own-Members-Than-Against-Literal-Child-Concentration-Camps Twitter.

The tweet's attached image is below.