Voldemort Putin

Business Casual, Intergalactic Cowboy, Competitive Sleeper

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

Peace out Twitter

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

@ddbecker5454 @joncoopertweets They’d drive those 100 miles but not vote for the women of your life to have basic human rights?

[cat king @effielovessnack]

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

@guelphgirlchris Do. Your. Worst. People. We’ll gofund you for legal fees.

[SomebodysGrandma @CarrieM38512385]

The Trump Effect

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

@Fernand46357857 There’s a lot of reasons I don’t go to church anymore but yea, this can be added.

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

What is your best food, England? Unseasoned breaded fish? Sick, can I have a citizenship still?

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

I keep showing my wife the @saquon reverse hurdle because it gets me every time. She’s not amused and it kills me.

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

I’m gonna print out Project 2025 and beat the shit out of you with it.

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

No more department of education = I’m not paying my student loans.

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

Posting ‘Daddy’s home’ on Instagram as a woman teacher is absolutely disgusting. That’s crazy, man.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The final result will make no difference to the bigger picture; the ability of a vile ignorant pig of a man like Trump to make the election a nail-biter means America has lost. Bigly.

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

If a school principal or teacher did this in front of a school assembly, every Trump voter would demand they be fired.

But it's okay for a president?

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

@EastEndJoe Don’t call Rocky Balboa ugly. Thank you.

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

@HotMoozik Bro stop bringing up valid points, it confuses them. Try doing the weave.

[Cat Yzma 🇺🇸 @CatYzma]

@LeVeonBell Take Antonio brown with you

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

So much swagger only to be defeated by a door.

[Bobby Weir @BobWeir]

Well, OK, I guess it all depends on your worldview; you can see your place in the world as something to defend from those who might want to take some or all of it from you—or you can see it as a grand adventure, a place to make dreams come to fruition for yourself & others.
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[Henry Burke @burkehenryt]

The Republican post-election plan:

[Voldemort Putin @RationallyAngry]

@TonyHinchcliffe Did they review your racist remarks or was that ‘improv’?