Ratistics

Rats tweeting about Rats. Limited skill compensated by scurrying work rate..

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

After finally being pushed to 12 rounds, we are delighted to announce that AJ has the stamina and work rate to become a Rat... @anthonyfjoshua #YourDreamHasComeTrue #WearTheRat #Scurrying

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

That’s 1 gear higher than you ever achieved for the Rats... https://t.co/G6eaKLoapw

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Another night at the Ratihad last night and another win chalked up. 4 wins on the bounce, 18 goals scored.. The core of the squad back and firing! #Ratihad #WinStreak #RatRatCity

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Las Ratas experienced a tough match last week. Our keeper pulled out because of a cancelled half marathon... not that we’re blaming him 👀.. 3-2 defeat. Chances created, but not taken... big game tonight.. #RatRatCity #TheatreOfRats

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Great news to kick start your weekends with news from the Bath Wednesday BCBS Premiership .. a 1-0 victory for the Rats keeps us in 2nd. Definitely not the last time we’ll be seeing despite his “new job” #TheDabber @ArronAckerman

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Strong performance from the Rats last night, and a clean sheet despite Oscar van der Sar's absence. 6-0... Unbelievable defensive record, having played 13 and only conceded 9. The #FieldOfRats is a #Fortress #RelentlessRats

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

@jackchirac88 where are you Jack, this is usually where you crack out a 'John Terry'... https://t.co/KFoVxsx3n3

[Tom Fitzsimons @dryingout]

Wow!!! What an honour to speak to the @EnglandRugby Ladies and Men’s 7’s squads!! Thanks for the great reception. @theRPA #playerwelfare #alcoholawareness

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Great result last week v Southdown with only 4 men. 4-0 up after 15mins when rain started & they walked:
Goal(s):
@coopsy6 ⚽️
@cazzamorgan ⚽️⚽️
Denty ⚽️

Great way to finish before the festivities. P7, W5, D2, L0.... Only 4 goals conceded
#MerryRatmas

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

A 1-1 draw for the Rats last night. Intense debrief in @Victoria_Bath after the match, disrupting multiple Christmas parties. Missed chances galore but we are certain persistence will pay off #RelentlessRats

Goal(s):
@MikeHughesR4t5 ⚽️

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

We agreed terms with a new media manager today - She left early on her first day without completing her duties..

However.. Here is your Rats team for tonight:

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

@cazzamorgan ... https://t.co/gIymh2CHf4

[Soccer AM @SoccerAM]

Meet Jherson Vergara, who has the worst shooting stat on FIFA 18!

@ a mate who needs to work on their finishing! 🤭

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

7pm K.O. against Christie's Wall this evening. 1st v 2nd. Fitting as the Rats have been known to run through brick walls... #COYR #Ratform #Ratload

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

On the even of another game week and the Gaffa has declared himself ... IN. The Rats are top of the pile, playing 2nd in the Theatre of Rats #TheCage #HellInACell ... no pressure @cazzamorgan

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Oscar van der Sar dreams about doing this for the Rats 🐀... https://t.co/Ux2QzvW6Ee

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Squad depth paying dividends last night with a number of lads unavailable.. the Rats bagged a 5-3 W. The clean sheet record may be gone but the Rats keeping finding a way.... #COYR #RatRatCity #SoManyRats

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Chelsea kept 6 clean sheets in a row at the start of the 05-06 season - they went on to win the league. The Rats haven't conceded in their first 4 matches .. 👀 #Relentless #COYR #Ratload

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Another Rat-like shift tonight for a 2-0 win. That's 4 games unbeaten with 4 clean sheets #ItsARatLife #OscarVanDerSar #WinningWednesdays

Goals:
Thomas ⚽️
Hughes ⚽️

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

... but has he got the workrate to play for the Rats on a Wednesday night at Beechen Cliff a.k.a The Theatre of Rats #Ratform #Ratload #Relentless ... https://t.co/8cBxZeqacp

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"He's the best British-born full-back in Britain."

@chris_sutton73 thinks 20-year-old Celtic star Kieran Tierney is going places.

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Update (3/3) - cruised to another victory, and another clean sheet for Oscar van der Sar. #RatRatCity #2from2

Goals:
Thomas ⚽️
Cooper, S ⚽️

[Ratistics @RatisticsFooty]

Update (2/3) - last Wednesday the lads started the season with a 3-0 win. #Defence #RelentlessRats

Goals:
Hughes ⚽️
Ackerman ⚽️
Cooper, D ⚽️