Matt Rachke

pipe is my life. Chicago Pipefitters’ Local 597

[Matt Rachke @Ratt_Machke99]

Bear Down @EddieBarstool I’ll hold the fort down across the puddle.

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

😃

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Wrigley Field as God intended it: two-thirds empty and filled with the drunk and unemployable.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

Bears beat Jags

Next week vs the Packers (most likely) for the season...

[Matt Rachke @Ratt_Machke99]

@faletti_gino you better pray sloths dont have twitter

[zach weaver @zachweaver27]

Small town girls love asking why people don’t like them and proceed to post pictures wearing cowboy boots with filters that make them orange, have the personality of a brick, and their only character trait is being a raging bitch

[Need a new general meme name lol @ShaqBurnerAcct]

@nflmemes 😤

[Sonny Side Up @Sonny5ideUp]

Death seams like a reasonable person

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Buy USA.

Buy nothing from China.

Pass it on.

[Mark @MG92__2]

Smack down after smack down. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

This by Elon Musk is just *Chef's kiss*

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

No means no bro.... simp ass bird.

[CinemaDave @CinemaDave]

RiP #BetterCallSaul

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Tiger Woods & Peyton Manning vs Phil Mickelson & Tom Brady. Not April Fool’s. Reportedly coming in May. This is awesome. https://t.co/6164Ct56ZI

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

You are not fooling me with your orange juice from concentrate!

[slime @killmeslime]

Nigga lost a home playoff game

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Chinese Virus Death Rates, per one million people, as of March, 19th:

Italy—49.3
Iran—13.9
Spain—13.7
Netherlands—3.9
France—3.6
China—2.3
South Korea—1.8
United Kingdom—1.6

The United States—0.5

But I thought Democrats said we had the worst healthcare system in the world?

🤔

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

Okay...
How is calling a virus that originated in China racists?

I’m born in the US therefore I’m American. That’s not racist

If I want to eat something spicy and down right DELICIOUS, I eat Mexican food. That’s not racist

I think you not giving China credit is pretty racist