DramaQueenB

This is your Captain tweeting 😉 Insta: the_pinkstarburst

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

Ambani’s wedding functions give such school annual function feels. #IshaAmbaniSangeet

[Nitika Sharma @NitikaSharma95]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi @JM_Scindia @MoCA_GoI

#voiceofpilots

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Some pandemic lessons:

1. We can WFH
2. Home food makes you healthy
3. We can build hospitals within days
4. Family is so important
5. Rich and poor equally vulnerable
6. Shopping is not important
7. Fear of the disease is also a disease
8. Heath infrastructure has to improve

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

I was getting bored so I went up to my mom and told her I’m a lesbian just to see her reaction and she was like you just wanna go on trips with boys that’s why you’re saying so as per your convenience and I was like whaa? I’m no teenager hahahbuthowdidyouguessthishaha

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

Girls in these punjabi music videos are always pareshaan only with their punjabi Mundas

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

I wonder what is so cute about couples throwing fries and popcorn at each other!
I wouldn’t waste half a fry on anyone 😂

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

The reason I’m single :
Some guy named navdeep texted me saying “hi I’m deep” to which I replied “hi I’m really shallow “.

[Anj @anj3llyfish]

unpopular opinion: when my friends tell me a secret, my partner is not entitled to that information.

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

Why do you have to be dying to realize that you should do whatever you want to no matter what!

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

I guess the reason i don’t “tweet” is because I’m a metal bird!
#pilotlife #pilotjokes

[Harleen Kaur @KaurazyGirl]

If you leave me on read you better have passed-out out of excitement after seeing my text.

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

One guy gets only one chance to disappoint me!
Others are in line sweety *wink wink*

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

Club sandwiches over clubbing kinda girl!

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

Mere I don’t kNOw mei bas NO hai!

[DramaQueenB @RattanBhavya]

@Sharrk_Eye WTH Anshu ! There’s a difference between carbon paper and carbon copy 🙄

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Missy. These are her best angles. She hopes you like them. 12/10 thank you for sharing, Missy

[zerotonin @zedchrmsm]

It's weird to see people who used to hit on you get married. I mean I know we haven't spoken in 6 years BUT HOW DARE YOU?

[Navaldeep Singh @NavalGeekSingh]

Golden words by ⁦@gurdasmaan⁩ saaaab 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this and everything will magically get better.